10 Second Rule

10 Second Rule is an expansion from the 5 Second Rule due usually for being too drunk! By the time the food has been dropped, your mind figuring out it has been dropped and finally realising you DO have to bend down retrieve the food it's still fine to just give it a rub off and continue to eat it. (If you are drunk, so are germs, therefore it's going to take them longer to get to the food.)

Drunk Dude 1: *Been drinking all night, drops fat juicy chip from the chippy on the sick ass ground, watches it fall, looks upset* "Damn! Oh well, 10 second rule" *Bends down, picks it up and eats it*

Drunk Dude 2: *Agrees with the 10 second rule*

by pinkpunkmaiden May 20, 2007

sconed

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconed is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconing'.

'You have been Sconed!', 'Prepare to be Sconed', 'We WTFSconed that d00d!!!11eleventyone one!'

by Song March 5, 2008

Second Amendment

To shoot and kill someone.

Did you hear about the guy who Second Amendmented his girlfriend when she came home late the other night?

by Dalekmaster June 4, 2014

second hand drunk

The ability to get drunk through inhaling alchoholic fumes from bevrages.

Jordan got second hand drunk while at the football game.



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by PooN DEZIGN SLC September 22, 2004

Second Base

feeling the breasts of the female.... over or under the shirt or bra

example no

by gorge May 25, 2003

second fiddle

n. The second girl in a threesome who is getting fingered but not screwed.

My girlfriend and I had a threesome, but the one rule was that the other girl had to be second fiddle.

by minkuspinkus March 24, 2011

secondhand beer

When you or someone else opens a beer, tastes it, doesn't like it, and gives it to someone else to finish. Can also be used if you just drink someone else's open beer.

Man, I hate drinking Steve's secondhand beer. I wish he'd told us what he likes before we went to the liquor store.

by showagon96 October 5, 2007