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Snaily Mail

Adjective that describes how it takes forever to send or receive email compared to instant messaging.
Hey, send that to me through Skype and not snaily mail.
by Waterworks Marketing September 12, 2009
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snailishly

The little boy moved snailishly off the couch to go and clean his room.
by jsizzler January 20, 2011
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snailure

when some one fails at snail trailing
jenny and her friends are having a sleep over

jill sneaks off with jan to jenny's brothers room

jill gives jenny's brother a snail trail (when a girl wipes her pussy across someone's face )

jenny's brother wakes up not knowing what's going on

jill get's scared and pees in his face

jan runs back and tells all her friends and tells then anout how much a snailure jill is
by c0rn d0g March 2, 2011
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Snailien

"oh my god! Watch out for the snailien invasion!"
by Azotot August 23, 2011
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Snailing/Slugging

When one simultaneously ejaculates while dragging their penis on the ground. - Written by A Col
"Dood last night I was totally Snailing/Slugging my way across the dance floor"
by A Col October 14, 2012
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Snailbox

Noun.

A non-virtual compartment into which government-funded couriers deposit paper communications. Assigned to one particular person or an entire family or group of individuals residing at a common address.

Evolved from the electronically-displaced term, "mailbox."
Speaker 1: I already mailed it to you!
Speaker 2: I'm not seeing it in my mailbox.
Speaker 1: No, check your snailbox! I used stamps and everything.
by Westywordz August 20, 2013
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Snailkick

1) Snailkick - any encouraging action which speeds-up a definite process. To make somebody (or something) to do something faster.

2) Snailkick - a person which does everything slower, and has to be made to do it faster.
1) Alien#1: Hey, our spaceship's dragging like shit!

Alien#2: Hold on, i'll snailkick it! (pushing 'hyperjump' button)

2) Roomate#1: Second's such a snailkick, when he's occupying the toilet.

Roomate#3: Yeah, it takes hours to shit himself through.
by Gothfrid January 4, 2014
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