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Smurfing

A term used in gaming to describe a player in an online game that creates a new account to play against lower-ranked players
Omg he is smurfing he is clearly plat not bronze
by N.z.R November 23, 2023
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Smurfing

“Smurfing” is the erotic practice of tying spare dental floss around the base of an erect penis, and waiting for it to subsequently become a bluish black hue, similar to that of a Smurf (a fictional blue troll-like character) this process is completed with an intense masturbation session while laying down, completing this smurf-like look by covering the tip in semen, resembling the hat of a Smurf.
“Dude she was so bad”
I know bro I’m gonna try Smurfing to her tonight
Whatever tickles your pickle man, but don’t tie it too tight”
by Retardbeater8008 October 24, 2024
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smurgafluff

A word used as a replacement for any cuss word , typically used by those whom are not allowed to cuss. It can be used in short as Smurg or gafluff when wanting to say fuck or shit Respectively. All together smurgafluff can mean fuck shit.
Smurgafluff! I forgot my math test was today and I didn’t study!
by Bruise@1245 December 8, 2023
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Smurf

When a midget is blue and might possibly be named Simon (Simaug). A smurf is always inting everybodys league of legends game.
Simon Sjöstrand is a Smurf.
by NiceNiceNice69 December 30, 2023
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Smurfing

Having an alternative account in a video game that you intentionally play bad on, in order to stay at a lower rank and have easier games.
God, these players are all smurfing, one second they keep dying, the next they're rolling us!
by urban_littionary January 18, 2024
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Smurfett

Females with the name that start with "Keilsee", who thoroughly enjoy giving oral pleasure; or sucking dick, if you will- for the blue bean pills that everyone is all hype about
"Yo bro, that bitch is a full on Smurfett"

"Do Smurfetts love putting their lips around dick as much as they love putting their lips around that tooter?"
by LilyLilyLickMe March 15, 2024
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Smurfs

A nickname for shrooms, used by a small amount of people
Hey did you hear i did smurfs last night
Oh shit you shouldve invited me
by Bethlehem student June 1, 2024
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