Smooted

To leave town without saying goodbye to anybody, to slide out without a phone call, text, even a facebook message...

"She smooted her ass out of town"
"She smooted away, without saying a word!"

by zimzimmerrr August 25, 2011

Smoot Loop

A trashy woman who has sex with everything that walks. This is the nicer way of saying whore.

Damn look at that Smoot Loop at the bar, I bet she is DTF.

by wilmafingerdo January 8, 2012

smothered smuggler

When a girl takes an intentional shit on your dick, and then you fuck her with your shit smothered cock

Last night my girl had the runs so I told her to poop on my dick and I'd give her a smothered smuggler.

by expert464 December 5, 2014

Smother hug

Smother hug is murder by pillow in a dramatic fashion. Normally seen on TV.

Person 1: I had to pee, what did I miss?
Person 2: Some bitch just done got smother hugged. Dude nearly burito'd her head with a full futon cushion.

by Shift box June 29, 2016

Smooch Up

A cross between kiss up and schmoozing. Specifically, it means to network with someone while taking care to be as much of a kiss ass as possible with the intent of gaining something from that specific someone.

Mary is the CTO there. You should smooch up to her and see if she'll offer you a job.

by DrinkerOfMonster August 24, 2016

smoochification

Smoochified and emphasis added, such as glitter bombing a huge load of spunk laid across a truck door.

Smoochification by glitter bomb on that hoochie smoochy

by SmoochyKeech October 28, 2016

Smooshiloxity

The act of glue drying behind a piece of tile or some other inane or common object.

Hey we can finish the rest of the house as soon as this smooshiloxity is done.

by Megaverse January 10, 2017