Slipdicking

The act of being consistently shady and elusive especially soon after beginning a relationship. This may involve shoddy stories and excuses as to why said slipdicker cannot attend to his/her responsibilities or hang out anymore.

Potter: "I haven't seen Seth in awhile.... wonder why? (sarcasm)"

Kevin: "Well, c'mon... I mean its not his fault he's had six music history tests this week. (sarcasm) He's too busy slipdicking."

Schmitz: "I got some bad news. You're kicked out of school. However, you could always just resort to slipdicking around the bureaucracy of it all."

by diapergays dan October 28, 2010

Slipception

When someone on twitter comments on something a girl says. Than a friend says they are slipping in. And another friend says they are slipping in by telling you your slippin in. Aka slipception is a chain reaction of slipping in.

Girl: "man i wish i could get a good looking guy!!
Guy1: "oh im here for you baby gurl!"
Guy2: "oh look, theres guy1 tryna slip in"
Guy3: "wow guy2 slippin in by saying guy1 is slipping in!"
Guy2: holy slipception!!!!!

by Dylan Mclargecock December 27, 2012

Slippery Muffin

When you drink milk out of a woman's vagina during oral sex.

The Slippery Muffin is my favorite activity to do with my girlfriend after a long day of work.

by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel May 30, 2013

Sliposity

The rate of speed and the quality of the slip on a slip and slide.

You need to increase your speed to get the right sliposity on the slip and slide.

by Aivilo June 29, 2014

sliperoo

When you accidentally slip and penetrate your significant other.

Guy: "Whoops!"
Girl: " WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU INSIDE ME?!"
Guy: " Oh sorry hun must have just been a little sliperoo"

Girl: "OH in that case i completely understand"
(both proceed to laugh)

by BIGCOXES January 13, 2014

slipped the fish

The memorable and gross experience of getting a really bad handshake from a limp-wristed person. The handshake feels like trying to grip the head of a dead fish and reflects someone who was never taught to shake hands properly.

The feeling of revulsion : typically persists for at least 30 seconds, recurs every time it is thought about AND especially when one sees "the limpy" again. Its recurring nature casts "the limpy" in a perpetually bad light. The sufferer of the experience sometimes foolishly tries to correct it by retrying the handshake only to get slipped the fish again, making the memory & suffering even worse.

Tyrell: Malik from Accounting just DOES NOT have a firm handshake...

Sally: Yeah I got slipped the fish by that one the first time I met him. Now when I see him I shiver. Yuck. He's a wiener leaner too...

Tyrell: Is he ill ?? or what ?

by joedaprogramma March 10, 2014

Slippery Taco

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and diarrhea comes out her ass, then slides down, lubing up her pussy.

1. My lady's pussy is so dry, last night I made chili just for the glimmer of hope to get a slippery taco.

2. It's not a real slippery taco unless there is a piece of corn hanging on to his nuts when he pulls out.

by DaXymbiont May 20, 2015