skeet 

cocaine or the act of snorting coke

Let's get skeeted.

Let's skeet the slopes.

skeet by Skeetster April 28, 2004

skeet 

sperm

yo mamma swallows skeet

skeet by So Fa King October 29, 2003

skeet 

verb. from the Latin root "ske" meaning to project... To project a reproductive flagelum (sperm) which is useful for bonding together several pieces of wood and insulting people.

Ms. Haugen sent me to the office, so I skeeted on her. Then I skeeted on her dog, her house, and her family. Then i skeeted on wood so that I could make a birdhouse.

skeet by Jeffrey Weller February 10, 2005

skeet 

the white creamy shit that is skirted on a girl or in her mouth do to the fact of a man ejaculating. Yes bitches swallow .

My skeet when all in Connor's mom's mouth after fucking the shit out of her.

skeet by Big Daddy G March 22, 2005

skeet 

sperm that is releasing from a mans penis.

WOAH, did he just skeet on that couch?

skeet by granniepieandcum December 12, 2006

awww skeet skeet 

1. What one says after stephen colbert's 1,000,000 group on facebook actually reaches 1,000,000 people.
2. What Lil' Jon says before spilling his "crunk juice" all over a "bitch"

What? 1,000,000!? Awww skeet skeet!

awww skeet skeet by Macdaddy5539 November 13, 2007

three sheets to the wind 

This old saying indicating how a person walk after having too much to drink originated in New England. Wind mills used for grinding grain had four blades. Big sheets (similar to sails) where stretched across the blades (or woven between the slates). The wind mill would wobble when only three blades were loaded, hence the term "three sheets to the wind"

After consuming a bottle of rum, Bob was walking as if he had three sheets to the wind.

three sheets to the wind by Batwings August 30, 2006