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Simon kalivoda

Simon kalivoda is the best, funniest, hottest character in fear street he didn't deserve to die ofc. He's also jaslenes bf (I'll share ig ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„) anyways he's so hot and i just love him you probably do to whoever is reading this would love him anyways bye for now
"Who's Simon kalivoda?"
"Hes the hottest dead person ever"
by Urmomshotgf September 26, 2021
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simon

a very attractive black male with perfect teeth very fun too hang around with his a player so ladies watch out and dont fall in love with that sexy as nigga
simon is so sexy man
by johnshs September 28, 2021
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Simone

Beautiful, kind and caring. With a big bunda ๐Ÿ‘€
Yoo big batty simone
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Siemen

Siemen is an incredibly intelligent human being. He's more athletic than Hercules himself and he's one of the kindest human beings you will ever meet. Sometimes he makes weird jokes that no one really gets and might seem rude, but he never means them like that. If you find yourself a Siemen, never let the crazy motherfucker go.
Do you hear that Siemen in the distance?
*Machika, machika machika*
by BroverStinson November 21, 2021
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Simon

Watch out, is a simon nearby!
by MueSolomon November 21, 2021
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Simon

Simon is a man with a fairly average sized cock. Often women see Simon as a kind of a weird person, leaving Simon to settle for his American buddy Harley who lives in 'massivetwoshits' (massachusettes) their romantic chemistry is often staggering. Often leaving the average unisex couple jealous of their passionate love making. Simon is a femine man who can often be slightly racist but that's nothing compared to his love for a Subaru brz. Simon is pittied for liking the brz for obvious reasons... (it's fucking slow) but no matter how weird he may be, he is always loved by the hoe-mies. Show your local Simon some love & if socially acceptable, proceed to make love to him passionately.
Shut up, 'Simon'
That is one massive 'Simon'
'Simon' sexualizes his homies
by Zimcox November 21, 2021
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Simone

Simone is the best guy you'll ever meet.
He is kind, beautiful, funny, handsome, pretty, smart, intelligent and every good adjective you can think about.
Simone is known for making your life so much better and after knowing him you can't do go a day without talking to him.
He is patient with everyone and is good at explaining things. His eyes are the most beautiful tone of brown and he has got long eyelashes.
Trust me, u want to know him!
He is also the greatest boyfriend you could have!
You: how is the new guy?
Me: he is such a Simone!
by vaso1984 November 21, 2021
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