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Shocking the Mojo

The act of being productive. Usually in the most insane of manners.
Bob: Dude, just Shock the Mojo.
Bill: The Mojo is being shocked, my friend.
Ben: So, what's Bill up to?
Bob: He's Shocking the Mojo.
by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004
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Shockey

a male who's penis tends to curve to the left.
(as two girls are turning left at a stop sign)

girl:look girl
girl 2:what.!?
girl:were taking a shockey
by Gesikuh and Genuh June 12, 2008
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irish shocker

The Irish shocker is a difficult sex position that only the skilled can do. The things you will need are listed below.

1.) A female ginger (Red head)

2.) A cucumber

3.) A cup of strawberry lube
4.) A pint of beer
5.) For the final step a 9V. Battery.

Now in order to perform this hard task all things must be done in a certain order. Find a female ginger, have her drink the cup of lube (it's safe, it says strawberry flavor right?) give it an hour to sit. Then you lay her on doggy style, don't get your hopes up your not getting lucky yet, you grab the cucumber from your back pocket and stick it up her bum hole aggressively to fluffin her ginger soul. (Best result for tight soul hole.) Here comes the next step. Have her stand with cucumber still in her butt hole, get in reverse cowgirl and before she puts it in stick the 9V. Battery in. Gently push the battery in with the tip until it can not be retrieved. Leave both in until she cums. Once she cums she shall be shocked, and the cucumber shall be cooked. Eat the cucumber and drink your beer after the great feat you accomplished.
"Jessica's ginger ass under cooked my cucumber after all the effort of the Irish shocker"
by Irish daddy love May 23, 2016
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shockley

the world's greatest thing to ever hit planet earth
descendent of God
Chuck Norris apprentice
That kid Michael reminds me just of Shockley.
by CN And1 December 16, 2009
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Shockscare

A Shockscare is the basic wimp out scare used in horror movies and haunted houses, so as to not actually work for a scare. Typically this scare will cause audience members to shriek and/or jump.
1.A clown pops out of nowhere.

2.A zombie popping out of nowhere.

I.e. "That movie wasn't scary at all just a bunch of shockscares after another!"
by Tixetotheexit May 31, 2007
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Shockspam

To spam shocking images such as gore.
Anyone who stoops so low as to shockspam a forum is an idiot.
by Sunioncarrot11 August 15, 2015
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Shockswift hair

Like the most lovely thing u will see in this word even better than sex and thicc curves like pokimane.
Did u see Shockswift hair its better than that girl last night.
by Smugboyieie January 6, 2019
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