salty peanut

An uncontrolable anus itch that has to be scratched by any means possible.

When seeing the large baconstrip in my underwear, I thought I had shit myself, but then remembered the four fingered effort of trying to dislodge a major salty peanut from my ass earlier in the day.

by Sean Cookson September 6, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

chocolate salty balls

a specialty cooked by the pimp character chef on the show south park. also refers to his balls.

Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.- Chef, referring to his chocolate salty balls

by RMG October 27, 2004

Salty Warning

What precum should be called. When giving a blowjob, and not wishing to swallow the jizz, take the slight increase in pre- ejaculate to be a salty warning. Not only does it stop you from coming across like a terrified amatuer, it also means the guy is less likely to hold your head and foil your escape.

"Did you spit after sucking off Craig? Cos jizz tastes like the sea, it's awful"

"Didn't need to. I just paid attention to the salty warning and let him spunk on my face"

by MagickDio March 7, 2010

Find the saltine

A game mad famous on the popular T.V. show scrubs. The game is played by one person placing a saltine within view somewhere on their person and challenging others to spot it.

A typical game of Find the saltine
Janitor "takes saltine from turk's shirt"

Turk "do you play?"

Janitor "takes saltine from own shirt"

by honkyhater69 November 27, 2011

chocolate salty balls

A type of chocolate candy cooked by Chef on south park (played be r&b singer Isaac hayes). the name leads to many double entendras on the show, making it a recurring gag during the episode "chef's chocolate salty balls", as well as appearing on the CD "chef aid: the south park album"

*song chef sings while selling his candy

hey everybody have you seen my balls?
they're big and salty and brown
if you ever need a quck pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth

ooo, suck on my chocolate salty balls
put em in your mouth,
put em in your mouth and suck em and suck em

by Chef aid April 23, 2007

Saltine Nachos

Someone of white and hispanic descent. Not quite a beaner, but not a quite cracker. These people usually have hybrid vigor and are highly intelligent, but are also hard workers. They are known to have rhythm, a great sense of humor and a way with the opposite sex. They possess the best of both worlds.

Damn! did you see that cracker hurdle that fence?

Dude that's no cracker that guy is Saltine Nachos, fence jumping is in his blood.

by Saltine Nachos February 2, 2010