Simp Holocaust

A simp holocaust is when people round up simps and put them on trains to send them to Simpitration Camps. They are then moved into the camp to begin sorting, and they are moved towards one of the many gas chambers that the camp has to offer for the Simps. They are then gassed and thrown into Mass Graves labeled with"Caution, Simps".

Woah dude did you hear about the Simp Holocaust that's going on?

Let's commit a Simp Holocaust!

Hitler would be proud at this Simp Holocaust man.

by Arcaelus May 13, 2020

Simultanal

Simultaneous anal. Generally it involves two males, one of which inverts, and they both push their erect penises downwards, and then back into one another as to simultaneously penetrate one another.

What's simultanal? Oh, it's the 69 of butt sex

by H$izzleM December 14, 2020

Ashlee Simpson.

Whore. Sucks ass at singing.

Omfg, you, like, make me wanna la la.

by captain katelyn March 24, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

World's most prestigous hoe-down pop-star. Well known for the "oh-shit-they're-playing-the-wrong-song dance." Pop stars are usually notorious for lip-synching, but they don't go on interviews to talk down upon it, and get caught doing it on national TV afterwards.

The younger one is confused about her singing, and the older one is confused about whether chicken of the sea is really chicken or fish.

by 1.8T October 28, 2004

Simped

When a man chats up, talks to, hangs out more than you do with your girlfriend. This causes strain on your relationship, hence you have been simped.

"Damn I heard Dylan Woodridge hoped into your girl dms last night"

"fuck he is good at what he does, i have been simped"

by Simp Friend January 13, 2020

Simar

A really beautiful woman or girl, who is surely to catch the attention of every boy around her. Simar can be compared to a diamond, flowers,a rainbow, and anything else beautiful

Oh my god, that girl is so beautiful.
Must be a Simar

by aapkabaap September 2, 2014

simi

HOT SKANK. she is mysterious and exotic and leavees all the boys wanting it. shes a pro at throwin stuff in da airr but can hit da books too. shes every boyss fantasy grl and knows how to get a guy going. shes a pro at everything she does. in definition she is everything a guy needss but shes an undercover grl and you woudnt know unless you got to know her. shes rare and if she gives you a chanace consider it a blessing.

If only i could get with simi i would know what it is to really live.

by johnn gray June 17, 2008