1. girfriend: "hey baby, why don't you fuck my head off"
boyfriend: "spread your legs baby"
2. 6 year old daughter "Dad, whats sex?"
Dad: "I don't know
honey, I don't remember"
3.
wife calling on phone: "When are you comming home?"
husband: "when i finish feasting my
cock with these hoes in the pub. Do what you always do, go to sleep darling"