seasoned

to be seasoned is the act of being 'jizzed' or 'ejaculated' on.

"Hey girl, did you get seasoned last night?"
"Yeah, all down my body"

by thosefunnykidsatitagain July 23, 2016

Frump season

The day that fall switches to Winter. A man has to make a hard decision to either be alone, or pretend to love a very large woman.

I got so desperate this winter the only way I can make it through was to make it a frump season.

by Souless75 July 21, 2023

Ditto season

When referring to winter you call it Ditto season as the k-pop girl group NewJeans had released their single album “omg” alongside the track “Ditto” in December 2022. People have made memories with the song ditto as this songs reminds them of winter 2022. Most people now refer the winter season to “ditto season”

Summer has ended and now it’s ditto season

by 22KMJ November 27, 2023

Harvest Season

A disturbing phenomenon where a mass amount of young people go missing at once in multiple states, with the idea they've been kidnapped for their organs to be sold on the black market.

"Did you see all those missing posters around town? Ten teenagers went missing all last week!"
"It's harvest season. Kids have been going missing all over the state. May God help their souls."

by Amateur-txt December 8, 2022

Seasoned bitch

A bitch bagel

"dude quit being a seasoned bitch"

by TheUncutPimp November 12, 2023

Blow Job Season

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.

Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season

by Holidays4men August 21, 2024

Dog season

Show no respect cause all females will do is throw it away and no attachments have as many girls as you want with only sexual intent

Damn bruh she played you, it’s dog season now.

by Wedontlovethese June 25, 2018