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serviced

The act of giving special attention to someone's cock.
Bitch, I didn't want you to just jerk it. My dick needs serviced!
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
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sermon

A boring-like speech given for an extended period of time by a so-called expert in his field for the sole purpose of teaching the audience a subject or valuable lesson.

Sermons are often delivered to the audience by total hypocrites, so please tread with caution.
Examples include:

1. Church sermons by a priest/pastor/preacher

2. Commencement addresses at graduation ceremonies

3. Parents to their children whenever they do something the parents used to do that they now feel is wrong
by Loxi July 23, 2009
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Sergeant Sausage

Commander of the Pants Patrol; comprising Lieutenant Scrotes & Private's Plum 1st Class, & Plum 2nd Class (there's always one higher than the other).

A man's sex part
"Looks like Sergeant Sausage is ready to assault the Pink Valley!"

"Sorry, can't talk right now, Sgt. Sausage is deep in the enemy bush, ring me back later!"
by The Powers September 27, 2006
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tom servo

tom servo is the reb gumball machine robot on the critically acclaimed tv show, Mystery Science Theater 3000. He makes most of the comments that have deep meaning, being built with a philosophical side.
tom servo just made fun of that guy by quoting einstiens theroy of relativity.
by Mike December 3, 2004
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Billy Ray Serious

The act of being totally serious.
The max seriousness.
Girl:I am so serious right now.
Boy: How serious?
Girl: IM BILLY RAY SERIOUS.
Boy: oh my... i didn't know you were that serious, I'm sorry.
by abillyrayseriousperson. July 12, 2010
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Ford F-Series

By far, the best full-size truck there is known to man.
Just like the now retired Ford Excursion, the Ford F-Series Super Duty comes with a standard V8 engine and a 6.8-liter V10 on the F-450 and F-550.
by Cummy worm October 30, 2010
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Seraphim Shock

One of the greatest bands you have never heard of. Their music goes to a calm beat with a taste of evil. Some songs such as "Some Sick Dream" bring a tear to your eye while songs like "Relic" send shivers down your spine.
Go listen to some seraphim shock.
by Nyschashi October 29, 2004
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