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Reading (Town)

Da pimps rule da roost 'ere in Reading....

Large town with a lot of sexy people to drool over if bored.

A lot of homeless people and chavs. Primark is the biggest and most popular shop here!!
by gee and l May 16, 2011
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Rear

Originally, to bring up or raise a child (Stewart was reared by his grandmother). Now: to be taught a lesson in an unforgiving manner in any activity, usually a sport or a video game. Essentially a synonym for "schooled", rear also acts as a double entendre, hinting that the schoolee was done in the butt by the schooler-- thus, the lesson was a costly and painful one.
Shit, man! We reared those 14-year-olds in ball today! I can see why they didn't make the JV squad!
by Redacted & Revised December 9, 2008
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What The Lick Read?

This Term Is Said by cocaine buyers which means "how much cocaine am i purchasing?"
I Asked "what the lick read?" He Told Me "1,000 grams."
by SG_Teezy August 14, 2010
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Re'ard

An insult given to someone who is really ideotic or who you just dont like.
Formed from the word retard but a lot less offending.
Oh my god wat a re'ard!
by By Katie For Danni June 30, 2005
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Je-Rard

Je-Rard is literally Jesus reincarnated; he is everything anyone would want, especially in the nether regions.
"Omg, Je-Rard is flawless. Have you seen his skin?"
by Phil the Medic April 25, 2019
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read

to tell someone you are reading is the code for wanking. this is appropriate as no one really reads anymore, so it's unlikely to get mistaken.
(msn)
dude1: hey man, what's up?
dude2: fuck off i'm reading!
dude1: awh dude!
by george_midd March 28, 2009
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get read

Normally used in multiplayer video games, it refers to when you make a move and anticipate the opponents next move and counter it. This usually comes with experience of being put in the same scenarios with various opponents (usually due to popularity of character/tactic etc.), and through trial and error, strategies are developed to counter said scenarios.

Additionally, this is normally a flammatory statement. Directed most of the time what the player perceives as a "noob"
Cmon, you didn't think I would anticipate that? Get read fuckface
by lowtierhero December 10, 2013
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