road rules

television show on mtv in which contestants do activities meant to test their physical and emotional endurance

last night on ROAD RULES abe got kicked off.

by bojangles July 31, 2003

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Rule 99

A simple statement used to silence and alienate any boring or uninteresting story.

Gary: "So my brothers were playing socker and they..."
Victoria: "Rule 99..."
Gary: *silence*

by infected2321 March 28, 2010

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Rule 540

When given the opportunity, you are obliged to engage in sexual intercourse with all nearby cheese graters.

"Wow, cheese graters!"
"Rule 540, man. Rule 540."
"Dammit, Bryan!"

by AnonLollipop August 11, 2016

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In the bourbon community, Rule 10 prohibits negative opinions from being given unless such thoughts were solicited. It's the play nice or go home rule. It potentially encourages whiskey tater behavior and convinces others to buy very poor choices based on the posters high praise of said bottle with no negative feedback from others. As a work around, commenters will often post 'Rule 10' to express their belief said bottle does not deserve such praise.

I'm going to drop Rule 10 on that whiskey tater.

by mastertater August 26, 2020

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Rule 630

Rule 630 is an internet rule that states this: "Every character can be made into a Sailor Moon character. All they need is the appropriate outfit and the word 'Sailor' before their name."

Guy: Yo dude what's this?
Buddy: What?
Guy: Why is Wolverine wearing a skirt?
Buddy: He got Rule 630ed.
Guy: Meaning?
Buddy: He was made into a Sailor Moon character.

by 23976 November 2, 2014

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Rule 215

Rule 215 states that under the law of manhood you have to masturbate on February 15th at 2:15 am/pm. This is to strengthen your stream and get your dingaling ready for Valentines Day

Guy 1- "Dude how strong's your stream?"

Guy 2- "I haven't broke Rule 215 yet bro. It can shoot like an AK-47"

Guy 1- "Brooo. Show me, no homo

Guy 2- "Screw your no homo, get over here!"

by SomeSortaThing June 17, 2020

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