My car was in the shop for repairs for a few days, so the dealer gave me this loaner car to drive. A friend rode with me in the loaner car, asked about it and where my car was, then told me "Don't be gentle, it's a rental." After he told me that, I figured "hey this car's not mine, why treat it like mine?" took his advice and beat the crap out of the rental car
by Dooky808 November 19, 2011
Get the Don't be gentle, It's a rental mug.The Pussy Renaissance refers to the period of time between roughly 1970 and present day where women gained sexual power over men. This allows women to run roughshod through men at bars and clubs all night until they've selected the man meat they wish to screw and forget about.
The Pussy Renaissance can account for the reason why most women have had more than one sex partner while the largest share of men has had only one sex partner in the past year (Source: American Sexual Behavior: Demographics of Sexual Activity, Fertility, and Childbearing/New Strategist Publicantions, Inc.)
The Pussy Renaissance is neutralized by the powers of a successful Pick Up Artist.
The Pussy Renaissance can account for the reason why most women have had more than one sex partner while the largest share of men has had only one sex partner in the past year (Source: American Sexual Behavior: Demographics of Sexual Activity, Fertility, and Childbearing/New Strategist Publicantions, Inc.)
The Pussy Renaissance is neutralized by the powers of a successful Pick Up Artist.
Bill: "Man, I can't believe this, I was dumped by Karen because she got bored with me. I'm having such a hard time getting a new girl because the Pussy Renaissance allows women to be extremely picky and screw whoever they want with no consequences"
Dave: "I hear ya man, you need to see a self-help guru and learn how to neutralize the Pussy Renaissance and get a woman you deserve."
Dave: "I hear ya man, you need to see a self-help guru and learn how to neutralize the Pussy Renaissance and get a woman you deserve."
by Anti-Pussy Renaissance July 7, 2008
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by hotchenator January 1, 2010
Get the rense mug.Originally (early 70s or so), a standard cliched response to the question "What's up?". Then, in the late 80s/early 90s, a new generation misunderstood the origin of the response so that it soon became the standard reply to similar questions, such as "How ya doin'?" or "What's goin' on?"
Original:
Dude 1: What's up, man?
Dude 2: You know, nothin' but the rent.
Later:
Dude 1: Hey, man, how you doin'?
Dude 2: Aw, nothin' but the rent, man.
Dude 1: What's up, man?
Dude 2: You know, nothin' but the rent.
Later:
Dude 1: Hey, man, how you doin'?
Dude 2: Aw, nothin' but the rent, man.
by SteveRos July 5, 2005
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2. One who does not answer telephones
3. A frontrunner
4. Fair-weather fan
2. One who does not answer telephones
3. A frontrunner
4. Fair-weather fan
1. The door is open, Gary did you just pull a rensi?
2. I have 11 missed calls, what a rensi I am.
3. Don't call me a rensi just because I like good teams I have no affiliation with.
4. The Cowboys are doing well this year, I'm going to be a rensi and buy a brand new hat.
2. I have 11 missed calls, what a rensi I am.
3. Don't call me a rensi just because I like good teams I have no affiliation with.
4. The Cowboys are doing well this year, I'm going to be a rensi and buy a brand new hat.
by Marcus Johnson January 15, 2008
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