An extremely contagious disorder/disease that causes you to go into crazy, hour long fits of laughter. Usually caused after watching Jersey Shore episodes. Some also feel the urge to fist pump at random times.
A: DUDE I JUST WATCHED ALL THE EPISODES OF JERSEY SHORE AND NOW I THINK I HAVE FIST PUMP DISORDER HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
J: What the fuck. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*FIST PUMP*
J: What the fuck. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*FIST PUMP*
by sexybuttwrenchBITCH July 27, 2010
Get the Fist Pump Disordermug. A term used to describe a man who cannot hold out during sex; a term used to describe a man who only lasts a 'couple pumps' before reaching orgasm during sex or fooling around.
Friend #1: Dude, I totally got laid last night.
Friend #2: Don't sound so proud of yourself, we all know you're a couple pump chump.
Friend #2: Don't sound so proud of yourself, we all know you're a couple pump chump.
by weezey! May 13, 2010
Get the couple pump chumpmug. by 3 pump master April 14, 2020
Get the 3 Pump Mastermug. Lil pump sydrome is a rare disease mostly found in kids with shitty taste of music.symptoms to the disease is 1.A kid sings gucci gang and d'rose and nothing else 2.The kid starts to flex in front of other people. 3.THe most typical symptom is usualy when the kid writes shitty hate comments using shitty grammar in memulous comment section
by I hate trump ...My nibba February 9, 2018
Get the Lil pump syndromemug. The arousal caused from a lactating woman using a breast pump to express milk, and then masturbating to satisfy that arousal.
I love to pump-n-bate! I get SO aroused having my milky nipples sucked on, that it causes me to masturbate.
by philmbrt October 10, 2014
Get the pump-n-batemug. by Thatrahrahbitch September 18, 2020
Get the fuck me pumpsmug. by fatmansteve1029384756 February 19, 2021
Get the Lil pump cerealmug.