Alabama talcum powder

The powdery cloud (that often dusts you when they target is flying towards you) that results when a sporting clay is fucking blasted to shit by a solid shotgun hit.

This one flies close to you. Make some Alabama talcum powder!

by Americazlol May 2, 2014

J.D. Power Award

Participation trophies car companies say they have so their car sounds good (when in reality they're extremely easy to get)

Car Company: "We have a J.D. power award!"
Person: Aren't those extremely easy to get and you can even pay for them?

by DylanPaterson October 21, 2020

Powerfuck

To have sexual intercourse with tremendous force and vigor.

When we really get going, and we're powerfucking, I often knock some shit off the nightstand.

by The Reamer June 23, 2004

colin powell

An extremely long, rambling post written on a message board. The said post usually seems more interesting to the writer while typing, but is actually extremely boring and difficult to read.

This post is usually followed by a crudely photoshopped picture of Colin Powell.

It is believed that this phenomenon was birthed in the miscellaneous section of the Bodybuilding.com website.

"Sorry for the Colin Powell post, but my girlfriend just left me and I had to get it out in these 53 paragraphs."

by KennyK June 21, 2006

power hug

To hug in a powerful motion as seen in the tenacious d movie.

"It's time for a power hug."

by Jacobo2006 July 16, 2007

Power User

1. People who know the advanced features of a computer operating system.
2. What business people who don't actually know anything about computers call themselves when all they can do is make spreadsheets in Excel. :

Ex:

1. I just installed a new GUI to Debian! Now to overlock my processor so I can get shit done!

2. The following is a real story from my old job:
Lady: *Calls Me(IT Guy)*
Me: Hello?
Lady: Yes, is this IT I'm speaking with?
Me: Yes.
Lady: I'm normally a "Power User" but lately, Windows has been SO slow! I would like it if you could help me.
Me: Ok, would you like me to come over to your office?
Lady: No, it's fine.
Me: Well, could you answer these questions?
Lady: Yes. Why is it so slow?
Me: Have you updated Windows?
Lady: No.
Me: Do you have Windows 7?
Lady: Why do you want me to downgrade? I already have Windows 95!
Me: Have you downloaded any viruses?
Lady: No, my doctor said I'm fine.
Me: Umm...Well, have you clicked on any suspicious E-Mails?
Lady: Yes! I'm still waiting for my new iPhone!
Me: *Facepalm*

by The Man with the Plan In a Can August 17, 2012

Affordable Power Hardtop Convertibles

It's a hardtop. Push a button. The top goes down. It's a convertible.

The Pontiac G6 and Mazda Miata are both now available as affordable power hardtop convertibles.

by Jeff Goven January 3, 2007