Post Jerk-off State (PJS)

The tiring & euphoric state reached after male orgasm from masturbation.

My mind was racing and I couldn't sleep last night. "Yadda yadda yadda" some Post Jerk-off State (PJS) put me out like a light.

I fell into a crazy PJS and passed out hard.

by CMR430 February 12, 2010

Post christmas insomnia

After opening presents on christmas day, being very excited about a certain present and stay up all night using it.

Jon looked like a rabid squirrel after Christmas due to post Christmas insomnia. He got no sleep. Later he passed out in his mother's bed.

by Hello Satan December 26, 2009

pasty smasher

Pasty smasher is a term used to otherwise describe a penis. Pasty being the womans vagina.

Im gonna whack my pasty smasher out and stick it right up her cunt

by olar October 22, 2013

Post Jerk Depression

The moment right after you cum while masturbating, that you question doing it in the first place and feeling like shit.

“Man, I had super bad P.J.D (Post Jerk Depression)last week. I haven’t beat my meat since then.”

by Kicky40 March 15, 2018

Postalgia

A wistful or excessively sentimental yearning for a projected future that never was.

I've just experienced postalgia today.

by lobster111 February 25, 2019

post-nut shame test

The true definition of love is when you nut to the thought of a girl and you feel no shame in the immediate masturbation to the girl. If you pass the test, she is the one.

Yo I wanked to a girl the other day and felt no post but shame.

Dude that means you love her coz you passed the post-nut shame test

by THEO_WILL_NO_SCOPE_U May 20, 2019

Post-Goth Girl

A girl who has left the Goth Girl life, stopped dying her hair weird ass colours, removed all her piercings and never wears black. Post-Goth Girls will never speak openly of their goth past, and will only talk about it to non-goth friends or their crush.

“Yo my ex has become a Post-Goth Girl”

by SADNIG December 16, 2019