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Scandinavian Penis

alternatively: Scandinavian "Penisula"

For people with a sense of humor and a dirty mind. orig. "Scandinavian Peninsula."

Coming from the fact that the peninsula looks a lot like a penis on a map, with Finland being another penis and the tips touching.
Person 1: Hey I heard Petre was from the Scandinavian Penis
Person 2: Really? What side of the ethnic meat staff is he from?
Person 1: I think Norway, he seems a lot fuzzier than a Swede or a Finn.
Person 2: Ha! I'd love to be from a penis-shaped country like Finland.
by Hugh Jazzdich October 28, 2013
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Penis Christ

When chicks can't get enough of your penis and worship it.
Girl: I found Penis Christ. He's in Eugene's pants.
by Roughsex August 18, 2015
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Vlasic Penis

A bumpy curved cock. See also Vlasic Dildo.
Oooh she exclaimed. Is that a French Tickler or a Vlasic Penis?
by Poyfect September 1, 2018
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Nanosize penis

Nanosize penis = Nav
Nav needed a magnifying glass to be able to see his nanosize penis
by ashwindar October 17, 2008
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internet penis

Born of the typical male concept that the size of one's male sexual organ detirmines one's attractiveness, intelligence, strength, prowess, social status, and overall value in life, the size of one's "internet penis" is a handy, unified measure of one's cumulative internet je ne sais quoi... how large one looms on the vast virtual landscape of the interwebs.

Internet Penis size can be effected by the uberness of one's computer, skills/skillz, general knowledge and the ability to bring it to bear in forums and chat rooms, or any other quality that causes those around you to react along the lines of "woah. pwnage."

Synonymous with e-penis

+5 if used in jest, -15 if used seriously.
You're the only one in the forum who knew how to get the unix server back online, how to make Dreamweaver sort my stylesheets correctly, where to get the latest photoshop plug-ins, -and- how to get past level 66 in "Legend of Binkly". Your internet penis is -huge-.
by Honor April 19, 2006
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penis brittle

dried cum on your dick after youve spanked it and had to put it away quick cause your grandparents are on their way back.
man that guys got some thick penis brittle
by moo mmo April 30, 2003
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Ginger penis

"Oh my fucking god it's so big"-every female on the planet.

Yes it is in fact true, those pale soulless guys with the orange and sometimes red hair tend to pack in allot of sausage.

There is a myth that goes around that states that everytime a redheaded guy is insulted their penis doubles in size.

Ask your mom she felt it last night

THE Ginger Penis
Girl 1: omg so I hooked up with a redhead yesterday and I was like so scared, he was so big
Girl 2: Wow how did you survive that?!

Girl 1: The Ginger Penis was merciful
by UserVetTrill November 12, 2020
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