alternatively: Scandinavian "Penisula"
For people with a sense of humor and a dirty mind. orig. "Scandinavian Peninsula."
Coming from the fact that the peninsula looks a lot like a penis on a map, with Finland being another penis and the tips touching.
For people with a sense of humor and a dirty mind. orig. "Scandinavian Peninsula."
Coming from the fact that the peninsula looks a lot like a penis on a map, with Finland being another penis and the tips touching.
Person 1: Hey I heard Petre was from the Scandinavian Penis
Person 2: Really? What side of the ethnic meat staff is he from?
Person 1: I think Norway, he seems a lot fuzzier than a Swede or a Finn.
Person 2: Ha! I'd love to be from a penis-shaped country like Finland.
Person 2: Really? What side of the ethnic meat staff is he from?
Person 1: I think Norway, he seems a lot fuzzier than a Swede or a Finn.
Person 2: Ha! I'd love to be from a penis-shaped country like Finland.
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+5 if used in jest, -15 if used seriously.
Internet Penis size can be effected by the uberness of one's computer, skills/skillz, general knowledge and the ability to bring it to bear in forums and chat rooms, or any other quality that causes those around you to react along the lines of "woah. pwnage."
Synonymous with e-penis
+5 if used in jest, -15 if used seriously.
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Yes it is in fact true, those pale soulless guys with the orange and sometimes red hair tend to pack in allot of sausage.
There is a myth that goes around that states that everytime a redheaded guy is insulted their penis doubles in size.
Ask your mom she felt it last night
THE Ginger Penis
Yes it is in fact true, those pale soulless guys with the orange and sometimes red hair tend to pack in allot of sausage.
There is a myth that goes around that states that everytime a redheaded guy is insulted their penis doubles in size.
Ask your mom she felt it last night
THE Ginger Penis
Girl 1: omg so I hooked up with a redhead yesterday and I was like so scared, he was so big
Girl 2: Wow how did you survive that?!
Girl 1: The Ginger Penis was merciful
Girl 2: Wow how did you survive that?!
Girl 1: The Ginger Penis was merciful
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