Taint Paint

the build-up of "nasty" things in a man or woman's taint,( place in between the genitals and anus), such as left over tampon strings, anal leakage, sweat, dirt, cheese, blood, commonly used as a word for vag jam.

Na man, she was gross! Her taint paint tasted like sour milk and coagulated blood.

by OG JAKEMAN January 17, 2010

Finger Paint

The act of wiping your fingers on a girls back or legs, after you have been finger banging her.

Sarah, was enjoying me finger banging her so much, that she got really wet. I had no choice but to wipe my fingers on her back. So I finger painted my name on her back....

by FingerXpress January 13, 2011

paint job

draw someone on microsoft paint, then send it to em.

melissa gave me the best paint job i hae ever recieved.

by Stantin January 5, 2008

go hard in the paint

To pop a boner and stick it into a can of paint.

Joe: I go hard in the paint every night dude
Matt: Like, you played basketball?
Joe: Uhh...

by jaguaro March 6, 2014

Paint Ponies

To sMOke some Marijuana

After a long day of work all i wanna do is paint ponies

by Breanna T October 15, 2008

pant for the head

The ability to ease the stools egress from the bum locker by relaxation techniques employed during birth. sit, relax, inhale and as you exhale let the turtles head protrude.Carry on breathing deeply and exhale for evacuation.

The ability to pass a large bungles finger through pant for the head

by fruitbatnotts February 12, 2009

painting the road

jizzing in public

hey look at that dude "painting the road"

by rolfjslfjedlnoivjf September 6, 2009