pecker flea

a pecker flea is a male or female who is always on your dick. you know one of them fucks who just won't leave you alone

god damn it! that fucking guy was being such a fuckin pecker flea i just wanted to fuckin murder his ass

by uncle ruckess July 27, 2009

Packed and Loaded

To have a bowl or smoking piece filled with "smoking material" and ready to light

I'm packed and loaded - let's smoke this shit.

by Liquorshits May 2, 2010

Packratitis

(pack-rat-I'-tis)

A chronic psychological disease that is similar to obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD). When person with a simple hobby becomes infected with packratitis they turns it into an obsession. The main difference between packratitits and OCD is the packrat generally 'neater' and may be a guru on the topic or subject.

Packratitis: A computer packrat may have a collection of softwares from early on, lots of junk hardware, books on computers and other electronics, seemingly boxes and crates of wires, screws, disks, manuals, boxes etc. This preson may also have an interest in video games and other electronic items, thus may he also has every system from Coleco and Atari to Nintendo DS and PS3 as well as related material.

by thaibu May 15, 2010

parker phone game

saying only "of course" and "exactly" to slutty girls who call you on restricted.

Girl(s): I want to suck your long cock.
You ("parker phone game"): exactly.

by Ben GayASS Dewey July 4, 2010

Pecker Pillow

A wad of toilet paper you place on the edge of the toilet seat in a public restroom that you rest your pecker on so it doesn't rub all over the missed urine, feces, and other "elements" that cover the toilet seat.

That toilet seat was gross, I though I'd catch something If I let my dick touch it.

Should have used a pecker pillow.

by Josh the canadian August 3, 2010

Packeteering

Accepting money in exchange for a DoS attack shall be reffered to as Packeteering

>Packeteering
Person A is offering Person B money to DoS a certain internet address, If he accepts the money, and DoS's the certain adress, He is a Packeteer.

by Greepfruuy June 13, 2011

pecker belly

A slight paunch on the midriff of an otherwise fit young woman. Some find it a detractor.

I couldn't save it...I blew it all over her PECKER BELLY.

by Ma Wei May 29, 2016