Pringle Hands

Unable to hold an asset through volatile price movement. A panic seller. Synonymous with paper hands and weak hands. Antonym of diamond hands.

Dave Portnoy sold his bitcoin at $11k because he's a weak bitch with pringle hands.

by DankHank808 February 22, 2021

Pringling

The act of pretending to provide information in an intellectual manner, giving farcical "examples" that do not actually mean anything in an attempt to trick people into seeing something that isn't actually there.

The tailors made the emperor believe that only the wise could see his new clothes, but it turns out they were pringling just to trick him into walking around naked.

by E. Wick March 15, 2021

Pringles Holder

(noun) A round, tube shaped hole found in treadmills and cars designed to hold Pringles. Often mistaken as a cup holder.

“I just saw some dude put his water bottle in the Pringles holder LMAO.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

Pringles

Noun
A terrible chip brand

Adjective
A counterpart that tastes worse or watered down

Pringles are like the pringles of lays

by PlayerX April 26, 2021

Pringlish

pringle man giberish understood and spoken only by educated individuals who are slowly losing their sanity.

EDGVBFUIJSDBGAIJUFGBJUOSIAGBUIJ....."Aww he be speakin Pringlish."

by vetrolater May 20, 2021

.pringlemelios

A hot mf shes my bff and amazing and nice asffff

“Whos that?”
Me:”thats .pringlemelios”

“Shes hot”

by .pringlemelios June 22, 2021

Pringle-play

When you reach that age where it’s too difficult to fit your hand inside a Pringle container, so you lube up, and grab a chip with the urethra of your third leg.

Nowadays, Adrian ONLY uses Pringle-play when getting the “far-too-deep” crumbs at the bottom of the canister. Be like Adrian!

by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss October 13, 2021