Jesus Pose

A type of transcendental yoga-like meditation. When sticking your arms straight out into a T position can cause the feeling of oneness with your surroundings. Can cause a feeling of contacting angels or being abducted by aliens. Myth surrounds this pose in antiquity.

Dude I was listening to Trance music on top of this mountain in a Jesus Pose getting into a state of trance. Unreal Bro

by TRANCER92 January 24, 2012

T pose tuesday

T pose tuesday is a day that we get to celebrate the death of Jesus by t posing like he did on the cross.

Person 1: Today is T pose tuesday, you must t pose to respect Jesus.
Person 2: Oh thank you, I almost forgot to do that today!

by wubzsucks June 13, 2018

poser

someone who hops on the band wagon not knowing shit

someone who dresses skater and cant skate!!! and as for hardcore and rap if you like both and know about both just as much... then i dont see the problem.

by Anonymous December 7, 2002

Poseidon

To perform oral sex on a woman's vagina.

I real want to Poseidon Arya man!!!!

by Personfromaplace February 27, 2011

paused

A word used to describe being high from weed and being spaced out. The trippy lapsing feeling you get when your too high.

My brain paused in and out of consciousness when i was high.

by pattay December 13, 2006

Ponse

It means gay. If ur called it i feel sorreh for you.

OMG that dude is so ponse

by Danniz September 4, 2005

poser

Posers are extremely insecure people, usually teenagers and maybe a bit younger (11 or 12). Posers are extremely annoying, and pretend constantly, always putting on an act and pretending to be something they are not. In my opinion, a poser is like a tryhard, but is more concerned with being part of a scene (emo, goth, punk).
One of the most annoying things a poser does is pretend to be into a band. I had an msn conversation with a poser once.
it was like this:
POSER:
i like Jimmy Eat World
ME:
yeah theyre great... whats your favourite song?
POSER:
oh i cant really remember any songs off their album
ME:
you dont even know Jimmy Eat world you're a poser

that my friends, is a poser.

POSER: omfg my life sucks </33
ME: why?
POSER: just cause
ME: why???
POSER: i dont wanna talk about it
ME: you fucking poser emo

by annag December 1, 2006