hot pockets

what michael moore has had too many of

"if you keep eating those hot pockets you'll turn into michael moore!!"

by kkaatt July 20, 2008

Side Pocket

Fucking someone's colostomy hole..

That prostitute isn't gay, he's a side pocket.

by Funny_Dog December 12, 2010

Rocket Pocket

1. A term used in reference to a vagina, derived from the comparison of a penis to a rocket, and the insertion of the penis into the vagina

"Gregory guided his fleshy space craft into Susan's rocket pocket"

by Geoffrey Arkansas October 5, 2006

Putting it in the pocket

When a thought, idea, saying, or social happening occurs in your presence that you like, you can "Put it in your pocket," i.e. save it for later use. Customarily this expression is accompanied by a corresponding hand gesture of grabbing the occurence in question out of the air and putting it in your pocket (a shirt-breast pocket is preferred, though any pocket will do).

Jer: That's pretty beastly.
Neil: Beastly? That fucking awesome. I'm putting it in the pocket.

by Jeremy November 25, 2006

clowns pocket

a large and cavernous asshole, usually linked to homosexual activity.

That dude is so gay he has an arse like a clowns pocket.

by dain blair September 1, 2005

Hot Pocket

A white guy who wears a red hat all the time who is an asshole.

Aleks: Jordan is such a Hot Pocket.
James: Yup.

by Aleksandr Marchant Vitalyevich February 17, 2014

Pocket Pal

Pussy pumper sex toy

The pocket pal does'nt have the nice enough feel

by James March 10, 2003