The Percy

When a guy masturbates onto his hand and slaps someone with it.

He was being a little bitch so so i gave him the Percy.

by Otein May 16, 2022

Nigga Percentage Rate

The Nigga Percentage Rate (NPR) is the cost you pay each year to use the N-word, including fees, expressed as fried chicken. The NPR is a broader measure of the cost to you of borrowing Nbombs since it reflects not only the interest rate but also the fees that you have to pay to get the credit limit raised.

Just give me 25% Nigga Percentage Rate like every other institution and call it good!

by tmc_e March 16, 2023

the percy jackson fandom

A fandom composed of three book series, a bunch of spin-offs + and a new show that is constantly shouting at the top of there lungs basically begging you to jump into a black hole of content. It's a fun black hole at least...

"Yeah, I'm in the Percy Jackson fandom"
"Oh no...Oh no..."
"That's right. Dam. Blue cookies."

by that elf in ur closet December 20, 2023

gorilla percent

10000000000000%%

I am gorilla percent that he stole the cookie

by Martin Luther the 8th February 8, 2024

Apollo (Percy Jackson)

God of poetry,

music, archery and all

that’s awesome. Haiku.

"Apollo (Percy Jackson) is hot."
"He's the sun god."
"That's not what I meant."

by percyjacksonfanlol May 24, 2024

50 Percent Rule

When you’re high on weed and hit the vape and your high goes down 50%

Person 1: “Aw man I hit this fucking geek bar and I’m not even high anymore”

Person 2: “That’s the 50 percent rule”

by BirdyFly66 May 24, 2024

70 percent rule

Made by a wise historical figure by the name of Jacob Taylor in the mid 16th century.

When you're talking to any girl in general before you’re in a relationship with them, you can only give them 70 percent.

Not following the 70 percent rule can result in them leaving due to you being too invested and “attached”

Person 1: “I was talking with this girl everyday for the past month and she just stopped responding for some reason”

Jacob Taylor: “you didn’t give her the 70 percent rule man”

by BirdyFly66 May 25, 2024