Straight Simpin

When a person obviously shows the characteristic of being a Simp to another girl this can include Orbiting Being Desperate, or obsessive conversation with that person to the point where they ignore everyone else just to talk to her.

Yo max was straight Simpin

Bro def

by The Simp Professor January 9, 2021

Straight Toodie

(Adj) - An extremely altered state. Usually caused by consuming large quantities of alcohol.

"Maaaan, I went to that party on fitty first street and got Straight Toodie up in that bitch"

by idontknowmuch August 1, 2016

Straight Lyin

straight lyin to anyone & everyone. mostly urself

Yo straight lyin just stop

by BumStatusYo December 4, 2018

Straight-Baking

(Verb.) To adapt media content originally intended for a gay audience to accommodate to a hetero-normative society.

'Straight-Baking' can be used as a past participle verb. E.g. "This TV series has been straight-baked." or as an /ed/ adjective when describing a noun.

by NickyDoughnuts March 21, 2023

Super Straight

A term for cisgender men who are so straight they only have sex with other super straights.

Chad: Hey Kyler, I'm Super Straight.
Kyler: Me too, wanna have sex?

by Skonk190 September 7, 2021

Straight Skittles

M&Ms what did you think the definition was?

Hey bro you want straight skittles???

by One_White_Boi March 28, 2019

Straight Piped

To fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she uncontrollably mubble like a 440 motor.

Man last night I heard Haylee was Straight Piped by Conner it was crazy.

by Kren Markland July 18, 2021