“Non fic” is a laid-back, Southern California spin on saying “this actually happened”—short for non-fiction, but with more sneakers-and-sunset energy. It’s what you drop when something sounds made up but isn’t. Like “no cap” or “deadass,” it signals that the story you’re telling is real—even if it shouldn’t be.
We found a possum in the Uber. No one blinked. Non fic.
“The dude brought his mom to the first date. Non fic.”
“She really booked a flight just to break up with him in person. Non fic.”
“The dude brought his mom to the first date. Non fic.”
“She really booked a flight just to break up with him in person. Non fic.”
by Chriszamora13 July 1, 2025
Get the Non ficmug. A worker who isn’t supported by a labour union, and thus doesn’t have a union to negotiate employment terms, wages, benefits, workplace health and safety, job training and other work-related issues, on their behalf.
“Why is Jimmy working so many hours of overtime without pay?”
“He’s a non-union worker, which means that he doesn’t have a labour union to represent him, so he doesn’t really have that much of a choice, currently.”
“He’s a non-union worker, which means that he doesn’t have a labour union to represent him, so he doesn’t really have that much of a choice, currently.”
by kk_a August 24, 2024
Get the non-union workermug. A unique sensation when a substantial fart that percolates from the anus, past the taint, and through the labial folds.
Going down on Josie is a thrill, when she resuscitates her crabs during Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia, it's crunchy vibratory affair. It gives a whole new meaning to low country crab boil.
by Dick Examiner August 26, 2018
Get the Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labiamug. by yumsus November 18, 2021
Get the non-mutablemug. Someone with absolutley no imagination or a person whom takes wayy to much time to think of ideas or names to call people.
A person that denotes a monotone brain wave of imagination.
A person that denotes a monotone brain wave of imagination.
by Ivory Coast Bandits January 17, 2010
Get the Non-Imaginermug. 
a non douche free facility
a place where douches are allowed to roam free with no one to kick them out.
a place where douches are allowed to roam free with no one to kick them out.
by Penis Ninja November 5, 2006
Get the non-dffmug.