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muffingate

a scandalous situation that occurs when a comely female co-worker or co-ed exposes her whisker bisquit and receives a charge--or even a proposition.
(1)Liza and Dave were alone in the Sauna when we arrived, and, make no mistake about it, Liza didn't make even a half-hearted attempt to cover her cuchi. We're talking muffingate!
(2) "Did you see Liza benching?"
"Yeah, muffingate!"
by T.T.T.--Gankinhisshit October 30, 2006
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miffing

Something that makes you mad. From the word miff. Like "maddening" but that's not a word either. Or disappointing.
Also a form of the verb of 'miff'.
The lack of Killers' concerts in Northern Canada is absolutely miffing!

She kept miffing me off by trying to steal my copy of Hot Fuss!

I was in quite a miffing situation when the people were taking pictures of me and Brandon!
by Andrea June 16, 2005
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Muffin Bruiser

When a chicks' is so fat, she gets on top of her man to ride him, and due to her weight she leaves bruises. Also a girl who has a lot of fat hanging over her pants and always is angry and your really not sure if she is a guy or a girl.
Holy shit Jason, did you see Tonys' girlfriend? Yeah, he told me when she rides him he gets bruises because she is so fat! Yeah, she's a real Muffin Bruiser!
by nosa74 October 30, 2009
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Muffintop Bitch

She is a muffintop bitch
by manolantern May 12, 2010
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Muffin Man

/ˈmʌfɪn man/

noun

1. a person who sells illegal drugs. Usually used with a possitive connotation or to inquire as to the whereabouts of such a person"
"This shit is good! Who is your Muffin Man"

"Do you know the Muffin Man?"
by I_WANT_MA_MUFFINS January 8, 2018
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Schneider-muffin

This word has two meanings.

Meaning One: A very delicious muffin, much more delicious than other ones you may have had.
Meaning Two: A very attractive person of the male gender. This phrase is almost like a more appropriate, G-rated version of the phrase "stud-muffin" which may be considered inappropriate in some situtations.
"Man, I really feel like a Schneider-muffin"

"Look at that guy! He is such a Schneider-muffin"
by Miss Malice December 14, 2008
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spaz-muffin

A crazed annoying retarded person who has spaz like qualities.
Ian the stalker of the grade was a complete spaz-muffin today.
by Noelleybellyboo April 2, 2007
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