Midtown Clowns

Reside or claim to reside within the historic area of Westport, Kansas City, MO and surrounding neighborhoods. The ever-changing social circle of pseudo-hipsters who hate on anyone who isn't within earshot at the moment . Usually wear head-to-toe thrift store items much to their detriment. Smell distinctly of desperation tinged day old liquor intermingling with soured dreams. Any out of towner would be amused yet simultaneously aghast when inundated with their deluded self important bullshit. Literally walking, talking, puking contradictions of independent reason, thought, knowledge and accountability.

I'd go to the show tonight but I have feeling it will be crawling with Midtown Clowns, best not to stir up the herd.

by Nyukaah January 20, 2010

Midweek

The celebration on Wednesday night, observing the completion of more than half of your work/school week.

Do you guys want to come over tonight and hit the vaporizer for Midweek?

by ChiefOski March 4, 2012

Middle School

A place where precious childhood years are wasted.

*Quickly after someone start middle school, they realize that a few people that knew knew last year turn into jerks and douchebags. Sometimes they may even be friends of theirs.
*some kids get popular by putting others down and making themselves feel and look better
*about 80% of the guys are skaters and 90% of the skaters are just posers.
*half of the girls will try to dress loose and slutty
*Douchebags and popular kids wear Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, etc. so much that you immediatly suck if you don't wear one of those brands
*Kids talk about others behind their back
*Lots of kids follow the popular kids when half of the popular kids make others feel like shit.
*Porn addicts will make fun of you for watching porn
*People think everything is gay even when its not
*People brag about their possesion.

*Tattle tales patrol the campus
*Students get labled
*Racism
*Some kids are immature and still think girls are gross and critisize girls when near you making you look like one of them
*Lunch is a ripoff
*Test scores get easily messed up
*The teachers have favorites
*You get in trouble for bullshit
*When a kid has a tiny problem, he/she won't just suck it up but will try to make it worse
*Hot girls all crowd around this one guy and like him because he has one quality or their friends like him. Then they immediatly hate you if you try to talk to them

And the list goes on and on but you get it

Example 1:
Collin: Oh, hey Johnathan
Johnathan: Screw you! I don't like you anymore
Collin: Why? I thought we were friends!
Johnathan: We were never friends, now go watch your porno videos! Go to hell also!
Other randumb people: *Follow Johnathan because they think he's cool for putting someone down*
Collin: Damn middle school really sucks.

Example 2:
Disguise douchebag: Hey Alex, lets go do something fun
Alex and Disguise douchebag:*do some fun crap*
Disguise douchebag: Hey other friends! Alex is such a dumbass! he got 70% on a report card and thinks thats bad

by idonnowhoiam November 4, 2012

Middlebyed

When you drive 8 or more hours for a weekend for jeeping and break with in the first 20 minutes that can not be fixed.

Eric went all the way to Burris Valley Ranch from Springfield, mo, just to be Middlebyed.

by GenRight Jeff March 1, 2018

midiyum

midiyum is derived from Nando’s medium chicken but it basically means being jarring, cringe, rude or eye roll worthy.
You can also say eetin midiyum (eating medium) to say someone is eating Nando’s medium chicken or the definition above. Pronounced /mih-Dee-yuhm/

Oh my days you really dabbed In 2019? You’re really out here eetin midiyum smh

You just made plans without me, wow you’re midiyum

by Midiyum yute July 29, 2019

Midnight Retardation

Midnight retardation happens in the late hours of the night when you are so tired that you can't think of anything meaningful to say, so you just talk about bulshit topics all night with the homies.

You can't fully explain midnight retardation, but everyone's felt it once in their life.

Damn that midnight retardation be hitting hard.
I like dolplins as well.

by sasho184, sashimi April 15, 2022

Midnight 15

When you stay up past Midnight and eat and cook unhealthy junk food, can't exercise because it's late, and you end up gaining 15 pounds of more in one year.

*Midnight.

Tom: *eats the refrigerator.

*one year later.

Tom: Hey Tyler! I keep eating at night and gaining 25 pounds.

Tyler: Sounds like Midnight 15.

Tom: Stupid Midnight 15!

by HawaiianPunch1 June 24, 2023