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Mike Vallely 

The man that defines what a skater is he gos out and rides everyday and doesnt go and do the biggest thing he can have fun riding parking blocks and thats what skating is about going out and doin the little stuf not tryin to be on top he skates for him self and if u say other wise he'll kick the crap out of u and so will i
Mike Vallely by Jon Bonaldo June 21, 2003
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Mike Ditka 

a) A coded means of saying the phrase "My Dick" in public.
"Yeah, Mike Ditka was all over that"
Mike Ditka by Highlander King November 17, 2009

Mike Dunleavy 

A former, Duke/ NCAA hottie, J.J. Redick's predecessor, one of the three leaders of the Golden State Warriors. Eldest son of Mike Dunleavey, Sr. who coaches the L.A. Clippers.
Mike Dunleavy is the hottest basketball player on the West Coast.
Mike Dunleavy by Plankton February 14, 2005

Mike Jones 

1. to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, esp. secretly or by force.
2. to appropriate (ideas, credit, words, etc.) without right or acknowledgment.
3. to take, get, or win insidiously, surreptitiously, subtly, or by chance.
4. to move, bring, convey, or put secretly or quietly; smuggle (usually fol. by away, from, in, into, etc.).
5. Baseball. (of a base runner) to gain (a base) without the help of a walk or batted ball, as by running to it during the delivery of a pitch.
6. Games. to gain (a point, advantage, etc.) by strategy, chance, or luck.
7. to gain or seize more than one's share of attention in, as by giving a superior performance.
–verb (used without object)
8. to commit or practice theft.
9. to move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved.
10. to pass, happen, etc., imperceptibly, gently, or gradually.
11. Baseball. (of a base runner) to advance a base without the help of a walk or batted ball.
–noun 12. Informal. an act of stealing; theft.
13. Informal. the thing stolen; booty.
14. Informal. something acquired at a cost far below its real value; bargain.
15. to hit, strike or otherwise fuck someone up in their grill.
1. You just mike jonesed my snapple dawg.
2. I got expelled for mike jonesing without citing any sources.
3. George Bush mike jonesed the election.

Baseball:

1. Remember when Barry Bonds used to mike jones like 40 bases a year?

Informal:

1. I mike jonesed you in the face.
Mike Jones by Tony Pain December 1, 2007

Mike the pipe 

Letting the pipe or smoking tool of preferance just sit in your hand or on your lap while you tell jokes or stories (or finish conversations started before the pipe or smoking tool of preferance was handed to you) before or after your hit. Frequent amongst beginner stoners.
True Stonner: "Dude, you've been holding that pipe for ever. Are you gonna hit it of just mike the pipe!"
Mike the pipe by Sh@dowBlood August 22, 2009

Mike Patton

Mike Patton was the vocalist for Mr. Bungle before they stopped making music. He now is the singer for Faith No More. Patton also provided the voice of The Darkness in the video game... The Darkness.
Mike Patton manifests himself in two tentacles that come out of Jackie's shoulders and eat the faces off of people.
Mike Patton by zomgzhaxed November 12, 2007