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Mathew

Mostly likely to watch porn in the middle of class or anywhere he is
by Poato Nuggets July 10, 2019
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playing with matches

A local band that rocks!
Also something that i do regularly to random things i see...like leaves and stuff.
ex 1. playing with matches ROCKS!
ex 2. playing with matches ROCKS!
by Ka August 19, 2004
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matthew

red head kid who doesn't like to spend time with his real friends, cuz hes whhiped. wha chhhh
Stop being a Matthew, and come have a GUYS NIGHT!!!!
by sebastian Juhnger November 23, 2009
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Matthew

Matthew is a giant teddy bear. He's 6'3" and totes huggable. He has hair you just want to play in and cheeks you can't stop pinching. He's super hilarious and friendly. He plays saxophone and bums around on league of legends all day. He wears glasses and he used to have braces. He's liked a lot of girls and none of them are the girl who's sooooo infatuated with him. He always dates girls that seem right for him but never work out. He's a friend-zoner and a friend-zonee. But I guess everyone is. His most common nickname is Matt. Matthew is sometimes really blind to the obvious and very down to earth. He's a total dork and really likeable and that's it I guess.
Khamar ~ Hey noob, 420 blaze it
Matthew ~ Lol, you're so stupid.

Felicia ~ Matt, can i have a hug?
Matthew ~ No, dork. *hugs her anyways*
by Coolie be coolin'! March 2, 2014
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matthew young

The government did not know that the Matthew young was a robot, yet.
by Conspiracy buster April 20, 2017
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matthew mullins

Matthew Mullins is a person that you will like forever and never forget them they usually like people that are funny pretty and kind.
Matthew Mullins is lovable and caring
by Donny Hamper December 18, 2017
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matthew fang

An ass who belongs in the dump.
Hey look at the hobo he looks like a matthew fang.
by OSAWA IM August 19, 2018
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