cuntal mountain 

1a-- the mound of fat that appears on a woman's abdomen as a result of giving birth multiple times
1b-- the mound of fat that bulges below the belt, especially when wearing a tight belt.

After Amy's 3rd birth, people started suggesting P90X workouts so that she might reduce her developing cuntal mountain.

cuntal mountain by MROW2.0 May 6, 2011

Rocky Mountain Grind 

Getting a blow job from a girl who is either still eating or just finished eating oreo's.

Tom - "why do you look so pleased with yourself?"
Cam- "Marcy just gave me a Rocky Mountain Grind, it was messy but I was in a hurry..."
Tom - "I prefer wagon wheels..."

Rocky Mountain Grind by longtimereaderfirsttimecaller November 11, 2012

Rocky Mountain Dew 

An alcoholic soda beverage, containing several cubes of ice, 5-6% Vodka, and the rest with good ol' Mountain Dew.

My friends and I wanted some soda with a little kick to it, so I made us some Rocky Mountain Dew.

Rocky Mountain Dew by REhill92 June 5, 2013

cocaine mountain 

A place where a person goes when they are completely out of it. Also known meth boulevard. Or limbo.

I went to cocaine mountain when i did meth

cocaine mountain by CocaineMountain November 22, 2013

Cougar Mountain Classic 

The act of vigorously mountaining a large feral feline, preferably a mature succulent cougar, yielding a classic result within 1 standard deviation.

Big Willy had his prepubescent mind blown when he first experienced the Cougar Mountain Classic. His life... and genitals, will never be the same.

Cougar Mountain Classic by Cougar Mountain Classic June 3, 2014

wolf mountain 

a club of 2 or more mountain bikers who regularly slap penises and have bitch fights to establish their Wolf pack.

a new rider joined Wolf mountain today.

wolf mountain by philistine March 4, 2015

Rocky Mountain Hairline 

A chronic condition passed on to you by the failed beauticians at Great Clips, in which your hair has peaks and valleys very similar to those of the Rocky Mountains.

"Look at John's Rocky Mountain hairline; he must have went to Great Clips"

Rocky Mountain Hairline by Black_destroyer_33 November 29, 2016