swimming the moat

She's fuckin wet

She was swimming the moat so she's fucking wet

by Denominator1007 April 28, 2017

Drain the castle moat

When you have to empty your badder

I have to drain the castle moat.

Urinate urination

by Lipperella October 6, 2017

Council of MOAF

The council formed by a highly regarded group of intellectual superiors aimed to control the every move and word of a Andrew Ellis MOAFurd, the retard to rule all retards (also has Monkey Balls)

The Council of MOAF told MOAF to kill that man and he had to.

by BigCuuchie September 30, 2022

cross the moat

another variant of ATM, where the partners start out with anal sex until ejaculation, the one that's having a phallic orgasm pulls out and finishes in the girl's vagina

"hey Seabass, what's with the family-sized bucket of medicated vaginal creme," Jason asks the coolest guy in the world. SeaBass "I talked that stripper I met into letting me cross the moat, now she has a nasty infection"

by wudegodd May 1, 2023

Good 2 Grow Moana

a fruit punch liquid that is made in good 2 grow

good 2 grow moana

by 23344445r455 September 30, 2023

hold the moan

Holding the moan is a variant of exhibitionism where you try as hard as possible not to get caught while having sex in risky public spaces

We hid in the library while we tried to hold the moan as the librarian restocked the shelves one isle over from us

by Sholynyk January 29, 2024

STONEMAN the Moai

The Talking Moai From the Youtube channel MichaelTheMicrowave

Guy1 Hey dude do you like “STONEMAN the moai?”
Guy2 yeah! MichaelTheMicrowave is my favorite YouTube channel!

by Isaac Pringleton February 25, 2024