metrosexual

Sexually prefers to be with a bus, or "do it" on a bus

Not funny enough to come up with an example for Metrosexual

by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

Meron

The in between of a melon and a moronic person

You are such a meron

by pagey124 May 4, 2021

metrosexual

a man who spends an excessive amout of time on his appearance, in a dressing room, in the mirror, or in front of a camera.

God, Joshie, you're such a metrosexual!

by vegeta*is*better March 8, 2007

Metrosexual

A straight guy who care about skin, apperance, and hair. Also, a guy who have good and understand the style of fashion and have a very touch of feminie as a guy is senstive! I am metrosexual, which I am proud that I am! In fact, lot of metrosexual people out there these days (today). I think in the future, there will be more metrosexual than heterosexual (manly) here in American and in Europe as well (Also in another countries if there are any metrosexual personality)

I use the products to take care of my skin and hair. The more I use them and use new products, the more I proud of myself!

by Auzy May 25, 2004

metrosexual

From the Greek 'meter' meaning 'mother,' and 'sexual.' Thus, as 'homosexual' means a person sexually attracted to members of the same sex, and a 'heterosexual' is someone attracted to members of the other sex, a metrosexual is a person sexually attracted to his or her mother.

Freud was big on metrosexuality.

by Blind Reggie McGee April 15, 2005

metros

Wank club which smells of pee, where the bouncers are dumb and the prices are high.

Don't go there, you'll come out smelling of all types of shit and sweating your bollocks off.

Wanna come to metros tonight?
Fuck off, I'd rather die.

by Nate April 26, 2005

metropark

an overpriced yet the only store which doesn't give in to that hollister/abercrombie shit style. provides great clothes with everything from punk-ish to "gangster."

I just bought this awesome top from metropark for $90!

by corii January 31, 2008