Barstow martini

A pookie or "oil burner" used for smoking methamphetamine.

If you've ever been to barstow, CA, odds are you've hit that ol Barstow martini and spent two weeks trying to sleep.

by Uncle homer June 29, 2020

Niamh Martin

Thinks she’s the best, extremely white , cuts her eyelashes off ?! Bully’s people in there small time and has tics also if u see a Niamh Martin run before it’s too late

Wow you were really mean today you sound like Niamh Martin

by Drawcauseimawhore September 16, 2020

Wal-Martyr

A right-wing jerk who goes to the store and refuses to wear a mask. They usually then produce invalid paperwork declaring they are exempt from mask requirements. Also can refer to jackasses who insist on carrying an AR-15 into the store.

The lines were already too dang long, then we had to wait while security got into it with another dang Wal-Martyr who wouldn't mask up.

by UncaMo November 23, 2020

Litty Martinez

Adjective:

Used to describe extreme hype over a concert, party, or upcoming trip.

Can also be reflexive, describing a state of being when one is intoxicated.

Pioneered by: Phil Romero & Dominic Colosimo

"The pregame is going to be so Litty Martinez"
"How was Coachella?" "Bro, it was Litty Martinez"
"I'm going to get so Litty Martinez before the big game"

by Dom_the_Bomb December 23, 2020

Jeremy martin

a man who claims he’s the messiah but isn’t he also says he’s the founder of anonymous when that in fact is false he is also a known pedophile

Damn that guys such a liar

Ikr such a jeremy martin

by Jeremy martin the rebirth February 17, 2022

Gauge Martin

A man who’s insta is @gaugem22 and grooms underaged girls and shows them his feet.

Omg he’s such a Gauge Martin for talking to an underaged girl

by horsegirl_699 July 13, 2022

Melanie Martinez

The CEO of faking illnesses to get out of school

Teacher, can I sit right there?
This bitch behind me is cutting my hair
"Melanie Martinez, just sit your ass down at the chalkboard, stare at it"
I faked up a seizure and left then and there

Meanwhile at the Nurse's Office
Take me home, home, home
Give me that pink slip of permission
This is old, old, old
I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
"Fine. Come back in around 2 days"

by i'd rather sleep than be awake December 5, 2022