Abigail 'Johnson'

A sweet caring girl, who is by far the most attractive on the planet. One can not dare fathom the awesomeness. It is said if one Abigail 'Johnson', is to combine with an asian's awesomeness the world will self implode in deft-defying cuteness!

Dude, did you hear? it's the end of the world, Abigail 'Johnson', and an asian finally got together! RUN.

by NezumiiroShinobi December 10, 2012

Al Jolson

Like a Dirty Sanchez, but spread all over the face

I didn't just give her the Dirty Sanchez, I gave her an Al Jolson.
Dirty Sanchez
face
poop
crap
shit
facial

by tomhalf October 23, 2014

Brian Johnson

Brian Johnson was a slave that escaped from the cotton fields and fought for black mens rights back in the 1840's. Brian Johnson is now a house hold name in some parts of the world.

Travisss durex is trying to get out of his cot again the little Brian Johnson.

by Calculatorfucker July 2, 2018

Jenson

A Jenson is someone how loves sending dic pics.

Oh dame did he just Jenson

by Fuck you 46893134789076421 August 15, 2019

johnson rod

(n.) A rod used to control the timing of, and how long the valves stay open on a steam locomotive.

The setting of the johnson rod determines how much power goes into each piston stroke, and to which direction the locomotive will move.

by waltermitty August 21, 2004

johnson rod

device that is connected to a gazach via a knibbling pin

the johnson rod fell from the gazach because the knibbing pin fell out.

by Don Alonso May 28, 2003

jonsen

Jonsen pronounced (joan + sin) is to be boo loving or communicating with someone you like in a sweet way whether in person or on the phone... etc

Tisha need to stop jonsen on the phone with her boyfriend.

by Betty Boopi September 22, 2008