water jockey

A water jockey is a typical surfer dude. It’s typically used in a derogatory manner similar to a racial slur.

There’s nothing worse than a pot smoking wave surfing water jockey.

by TheAfroMan March 19, 2018

joker

1) Someone who smokes the ganja habitually. Also referred to as a "toker" or in many other circles "stoner".

2) A brand of cigarette (rolling) paper. The slogan used to be "For Finer Tobaccos", but was later changed to "For when you want to party". It is the brand that has also been endorsed by Method Man.

3) A fool. As said in Shakespearian times.

1) I'm a joker, a smoker and midnight toker. It's 12:34 PM and I'm high right now actually.

2) I tend to go for Zig-Zag's over Joker these days.

3) "Romeo, Romeo, where art thou Romeo?"
"He's giving one of the jokers a blowjob." "Oh, okay."

by Nick Ulanowski January 7, 2008

Cock Jockey

A lone penis humper, that is often found as a faggot. Cock Jockey's are usually found as stupid plump bastards. Also known as "Ass Bandit" or "Butt Buddy". Cock Jockey's are not rare, there are seen in your everyday life BEWARE!!

DAMN NIGGA!!! That Cock Jockey over there just ate a 5 foot penis!

by Colin Reineck(not a cock jockey) December 28, 2005

jockey on them haters

To metaphorically "mount" someone who is hating on your game, or your style. This instance is one during which you have gained superiority over aforementioned "hater", and are now riding his confidence and swagger into the ground. Can also be used simply to describe a situation in which one asserts his or her dominance over a certain group of people. Derived from a jockey riding his horse.

Willis: Yo, Dave has been feelin' down lately. I think he's sweatin' those weak-ass marks from Waterbury!

Konrad: I hear those bitches is wack!

Willis: True, they are. We should take Dave out tonight and Jockey on them Haters!

Konrad: I'm feelin' that, we will Jockey all over their bitch-asses!

by 2 Skoops wit Sprinklez January 12, 2009

mop jockey

Mexican. Mexicans are janitors and use mops a lot

There is always a mop jocket in the office after hours to clean shit up

by Steven February 16, 2003

Cracker Jacker

People that only date white people (Reverse Snowbunny)

Janice is such a cracker jacker.

by Ally-x December 9, 2017

asprin cracker jacker

Someone who is so obsessed with "weiner pockets",that they take asprin and jack peoples crackers.

your mother is a asprin cracker jacker.

by Chris Garn, Al Herr October 9, 2007