Jew-Pack

(verb) - To contribute the smallest amount of ganja possible to meet the minimum requirements in matching; thus inferring that said pothead 'is being a Jew'.

"Wow, Mike, way to Jew-Pack on 5 heads. You're an asshole."

by eravulgaris716 February 21, 2009

Mermaid Jew

A tall man who has proceeded to allow Cupid to cut off all of his Jew-curls.

Dude, Greek Goddess, you are such a mermaid jew.

by le josh January 14, 2010

overconfident jew

jews that seem to think they are far better at anything and everything they can be, like having more money or a better set of golf clubs. and if they dont have more money than of course their money is better than your money.

That overconfident jew thinks he's better at tennis but really he blows cock.

by Dmarsh10 June 10, 2008

Jew College

A type of college that teaches people about economics and how to become a banker.

"You could go to Jew College, but if your not careful your nose might get bigger"

by hmmmm? Whaaa? October 17, 2008

Jew Baby

The act of being the offspring of a Jew

1)Mr Bavli is a Jew Baby,

2)Have you heard about The Goldsteins New jew Baby.

3) The jew baby has a decent future.

by micmack February 12, 2009

Jew biff

When you have long curly messy hair. Ginger/red headed people are most likely to contract the Jew biff although it is not unheard of in other colour tones of hair especially Brown and black.

"check out that guy's fro'"
"nae he has a Jew biff"

by METALLICAFX November 4, 2008

jew points

coins or any kind of change(i.e quarters,dimes,or best pennies)

john: i'm starving lets get some food?

pete: nah i'm broke all i got is jew points.

by born December 4, 2007