Spider-Man jerk

When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.

My mum just went blind from my Spider-Man jerk

by Bigppman69 February 29, 2020

Lurk 'n' jerk

A guy that always tries to get your attention from afar. Creepy. Brave enough to send nasty messages but in real life hides at a distance. Always lurking...always jerking off. Leaves gifts...messages...talks about u to others...but hides from your gaze.

I got a lurk'n'jerk after me lately.

That lurk 'n' jerk is still appearing from time to time.

by Bethlizzy86 August 22, 2021

Having a jerk

Laughing and having a good time , for example watching a funny video or doing something enjoyable with friends .

Hi Chloe ! i’m currently having a jerk ! it’s making my day better

by jackolatern61 October 13, 2021

Gilbert snatch n jerk

When the Adonis Johnny Bravo chiseled from the finest marble by the hands of Michelangelo himself. Descends down a snatches up the bird you spent all night trying to pull and leaves you with your dick in your hand. Smelling of shame and defeat your only option is to now head home and jerk off to some old pictures of Betty White.

Dude, I was trying to pull this chick all night and got totally Gilbert snatch n jerked.

by Cuddlepuddle69 February 14, 2022

Giggle Circle Jerk

When you start to giggle, then your friend starts to giggle because of your giggling, then you giggle harder at their giggle and so on.

Usually stops when someone in the circle can't breathe.

That's when she tripped and I immediately started a giggle circle jerk.

by Dirtii_Martini January 5, 2023

Choke n jerk

When you ask someone/someone asks you to choke them as you jerk them off.

“No wyatt, im not gonna Choke n Jerk you, oh don’t cry into a pillow now…. don’t threaten to rape me???”

by Definitely not Sonoma 🤤 July 5, 2023

sissy man jerk

A type of person who combines being a sissy and a jerk.
Normally being a jerk for acting cool and being a sissy for not being able to back it up.
This insult is used to describe the worst jerks who say they are going to do something but don't

That damn sissy man jerk Nolan, he abondoned me last night! He's such a stinky loser.

by thesissymanjerk July 16, 2011