January 10 beholds the holiday Sluzzle Tag, this day celebrates the spirit of Sluzzle Dude and his five dobermans. Sluzzle dude rides in his van to deliver presents across the world through toilets. People decorate their bathroom accordingly for this holiday.
“Did you know tomorrow is January 10?” “Oh em gee, really?! That means its Sluzzle tag! We need to set up the decorations!”
Guy 1: damn were you on r/teenagers on January 5th, 2023?
Guy 2: no, what happened?
Guy 1: it was the day where basically every post on the sub was about boobs or tits!