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January 13 

If u were born on jan 13th Fucc me plss. U get extra points if ur name is Mitch, Kieran, jack, Rhys and Andrew
Oh Zac u were born January 13, that’s y ur so fucking hot and cool

January 10 

January 10 beholds the holiday Sluzzle Tag, this day celebrates the spirit of Sluzzle Dude and his five dobermans. Sluzzle dude rides in his van to deliver presents across the world through toilets. People decorate their bathroom accordingly for this holiday.
“Did you know tomorrow is January 10?” “Oh em gee, really?! That means its Sluzzle tag! We need to set up the decorations!”
January 10 by Eggs2.00$ December 27, 2022

January 3rd 

Oh no we can't kiss today, it's January 3rd
January 3rd by Brandythecat January 3, 2023

January 5th, 2023 

International boobies/titties day on the subreddit r/teenagers
Guy 1: damn were you on r/teenagers on January 5th, 2023?
Guy 2: no, what happened?
Guy 1: it was the day where basically every post on the sub was about boobs or tits!
January 5th, 2023 by JAYDAHEATER! January 6, 2023
National send a dick pic to yo homies day
Jason: yo can I see yo dick
Mark: ya its January 8th
January 8 by papi_smurfette January 8, 2023

January 30, 2023 

The day a essentially blows up with a purple flaming molotov revenge for painkillerfree surgery
I can't wait for this month's end man, it'll be January 30, 2023
January 30, 2023 by Cody5050 January 13, 2023