The Italian breakfast

This is a sex position only done in the morning.
You start off by eating out your girl. When she cums/squirts, you go to the kitchen, whip up a whole ass Italian breakfast, go back to the bedroom and shove it inside her vagina. When she asks you what the fuck you're doing, you start jerking off until you cum. Once you've ejaculated you scrape as much jizz onto a fry pan as you can. Then afterwards you cook it like an egg and eat it once it's done. After this you run away to Italy.

*over the phone*
John: Hey Billy, wanna hang out?
Billy: Sorry I can't, I'm in Italy right now.
John: What are you doing in Italy.
Billy: Things got pretty hot and heavy yesterday morning and I did The Italian breakfast with your sister. Sorry by the way.

by thepicklegod June 5, 2021

The Italian Mice

First let your Great Value parmesan cheese sun dry for 2 and a half weeks. Then proceed to place the crumbled chunks in the anal cavity. After catch some mice at your local Dennys. Then proceed to let the mice chew away at your asshole while cursing in Italian.best done while wearing a chef hat.

I'm so embarrassed my sister walked In on me performing The Italian Mice

by Zesty pubic lice March 29, 2017

Irish Italian

A mix of Irish and Italian heritage. Widely known as the most badass demographic of all, the Irish-Italians combine the drinking of the Irish, and the food of the Italians.

GIRL1: Is that guy Irish Italian?
GIRL2: Yes. Wow he must be the most badass, coolest guy and a sex god!

by TheIrishItalian October 26, 2009

fake italian

a person who does not look Italian but claims to be Italian; a lombardi

Assumption man: Joe looks more german than italian. He must be a fake italian.

by hmm October 28, 2005

sloppy italian

When you eat too much spaghetti that when you try to give a blowjob you vomit up the Spaghetti.

Last night we went to get spaghetti and my girl gave me a sloppy Italian in bed.

by Speghetiieater June 7, 2019

wanna be italian

Partially Italian person changing American last name to steryotypical italian name or word. Most if the time these people wear baggy clothes and use terms from the Jersey Shore to make people believe they are full blood Italian. They may also wear apparel of a local cities sports team and "claim" its territory. Most of the time these peoples parents lived there or they lived in some quiet part of the burough.

"Did you see Greg Ferrari's Nets hat?" "Yea man i heard he claims Bronx" "Is Ferrari even his real last name?" "No its really Buck, he uses Ferrari on all of his social media accounts because he wants people to know he's Italian." "Is that why he wears a ton of chains and Jersey Shore clothes as well?" "Yea too bad he dosent know that Italy is compeletly different. We all would have been fooled by that haircut." "What a wanna be Italian"

by ItalianIrishMix November 13, 2013

Zesty Italian

Getting a handjob with a finger up your ass while having your testicles licked.

Laura is so popular, she gives zesty Italians on the first date!

by bohica68 March 15, 2009