filthy italian 

When your done banging your old lady and you wipe your cock off with your t-shirt then you proceed to put it back on then go out to dinner

Look at that filthy Italians t-shirt

filthy italian by Dans1900 February 22, 2017

Fake Italian 

A person who claims to be italian yet has no knowledge of italian culture or the country itself.

Brandon is wearing his italy shirt again.

Aren't his parents from Germany?
Such a Fake Italian.

Fake Italian by Dead_Meme April 16, 2017

The Italian breakfast 

This is a sex position only done in the morning.
You start off by eating out your girl. When she cums/squirts, you go to the kitchen, whip up a whole ass Italian breakfast, go back to the bedroom and shove it inside her vagina. When she asks you what the fuck you're doing, you start jerking off until you cum. Once you've ejaculated you scrape as much jizz onto a fry pan as you can. Then afterwards you cook it like an egg and eat it once it's done. After this you run away to Italy.

*over the phone*
John: Hey Billy, wanna hang out?
Billy: Sorry I can't, I'm in Italy right now.
John: What are you doing in Italy.
Billy: Things got pretty hot and heavy yesterday morning and I did The Italian breakfast with your sister. Sorry by the way.

The Italian breakfast by thepicklegod June 5, 2021

The Italian Mice 

First let your Great Value parmesan cheese sun dry for 2 and a half weeks. Then proceed to place the crumbled chunks in the anal cavity. After catch some mice at your local Dennys. Then proceed to let the mice chew away at your asshole while cursing in Italian.best done while wearing a chef hat.

I'm so embarrassed my sister walked In on me performing The Italian Mice

The Italian Mice by Zesty pubic lice March 29, 2017

Irish Italian 

A mix of Irish and Italian heritage. Widely known as the most badass demographic of all, the Irish-Italians combine the drinking of the Irish, and the food of the Italians.

GIRL1: Is that guy Irish Italian?
GIRL2: Yes. Wow he must be the most badass, coolest guy and a sex god!

Irish Italian by TheIrishItalian October 26, 2009

fake italian 

a person who does not look Italian but claims to be Italian; a lombardi

Assumption man: Joe looks more german than italian. He must be a fake italian.

fake italian by hmm October 28, 2005

sloppy italian 

When you eat too much spaghetti that when you try to give a blowjob you vomit up the Spaghetti.

Last night we went to get spaghetti and my girl gave me a sloppy Italian in bed.

sloppy italian by Speghetiieater June 7, 2019