Carmel, Indiana

A city that is a north suburb of Indianapolis, this city is one of the wealthiest in the Indianapolis area. However, the residents live in a huge bubble in more ways than one. To start, they are rich...FOR INDIANA...these residents like to brag about the new mansions they had built for $500,000 when that same amount would barely get them a 30 year old Quad-level in a middle-class Chicago suburb (including some towns in Northwest Indiana). Also, the city is deeply in debt because of constant construction and upgrades that they cannot afford...but it is about "maintaining the image" of their city...I guess it matches the American Dream though: debt, debt, and more debt! The schools are good, especially the high school, but it is huge (almost 4,000 students) and everyone refuses to build a new high school for fear that it will divide the community and shut down the athletic powerhouse that the high school is. The wealthiest residents are either residents who are related to wealthy Indianapolis families that have been around for hundreds of years, or Chicago suburb transplants. Native Hoosiers that move to Carmel from one of the townships are NOT rich but think they are because they now have a Carmel address...oh, and their boys basketball team likes to rape other boys too...classy...

Have you ever been to Carmel, Indiana? It is basically like the Naperville of Indiana except newer, not as wealthy, and just shittier.

by lkdsfnjkdsjk July 7, 2011

indian shower

the act of only showering one's body; to simulate the Native Americans running through rivers to flee from the White Man.

A girl takes an "indian shower"; showering only her body, to ensure the quality of her hair that she previously devised.

by The Iron Chode August 13, 2010

Indian Facewash

An indian facewash is performed where a man drops a steamy load in a toilet and without flushing, gives his partner a swirlie in the toilet while take advantage of their from behind, therfore giving you an indian facewash

guy one: yo dawg i toally gave this girl an Indian Facewash last night!!!!!

guy two: niceeeeeee
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girl one: i totally got indian facewashed last night!!!

girl two: niceeeeeee

by Coach Wick-Off December 27, 2010

Indian Secret

given to a passed or unconcsious female, and consists of ample ejaculate from one or more men being squirted on her face and in her hair, never to be discussed in the future.

Your sister passed out on my couch after the party and we gave her an Indian Secret.

by Bryankuntass February 2, 2006

indian giver

someone who gives a gift or something to a person n then wants it back

Stop being an indian giver.

by dani May 13, 2005

drunk as an Indian

When people get so drunk they will pass out anywhere much like Indians who would pass out it in ditches. Indian Drunks might also scream obnoxiously much like an Indian's war chant.

Mike got drunk as an Indian last night, screamed E-A-G-L-E-S over and over again and then passed out on the kitchen floor.

by polish July 22, 2008

Indiana Jones

Nickname for someone in the center of a wall of death. There's only so much time to reach the side of said wall of death before getting sandwich fucked by a bunch of sweaty dudes.

Larry - "Dude, did you see that fat guy running as fast as he could from the middle of the pit?"

Johnson - "Yeah, he totally pulled an Indiana Jones!"

by FATChaD August 2, 2010