Hurky Jerky

The act of masturbating while staring at one's own rectum in the mirror.

"I wanted to watch anal sex videos but my internet went down, so the best I could do was give myself a HURKY JERKY."

by Autopsyturvey January 31, 2010

Butt Hurt Bobby

Being upset about something that doesn't matter

Stop being a butt hurt bobby mom.

by MarcusTheGreat February 24, 2011

butt-hurt

Excessively and dramatically indignant.

Imagine that you have half-heartedly kicked some deserving party in the pants, and he is now acting as if he were mortally wounded. Then imagine the equivalent behavior in response to a verbal kick in the pants.

"My mom left me ten voicemails in one hour, so I asked her just what the big fucking emergency was. And she got butt-hurt because I used a dirty word!"

by Qit el-Remel March 24, 2008

Hurricane

A sex term. When a girl is on her knees in front of a fan at THE highest speed. When the man jerks off behind till he cums/jizz. And the wind from the fan blows into the girls face.

Bob- Bro, how did susan go last nite... what you do?

Gary- Dude i hurricaned her so bad. It was all over her face, it even hit the top of the roof.

by MOIHBE<3 July 10, 2011

Hurted

Past tense of hurt

That shit hurted

by thatshithurted24 March 4, 2019

hurting

when the current party situation has come to a boring standstill usually when all the drugs and/or alchohol are gone or else used to describe a shitty welfare-ass place to chill or perhaps your current financial situation.

dont chill at tim's center. it's fucking hurting there.

by matt June 17, 2006

Mexican hurricane

When having anal sex with a girl near a staircase, spin her around right before you cum. Ejaculate in her eyes, grab her by her tits and throw her down the stairs.

Man: Want to experience a Mexican Hurricane?
Your daughter: OKAY!

by Croneisha February 10, 2008