dark helmet

1. Oral sex of a particularly good and powerful nature.

"You seen Gladys lately? Maaaan that bitch gives some dark helmet."

by El-Keter March 14, 2003

Helen

A big Dog

Caroline: how would you describe helen

Marie: A big dog

by Marie Barakoota August 20, 2013

The Helen Keller

This is a complex maneuver involving three separate actions.
1) When a chick is giving you head you pull out and come in her eyes rendering her blind
2) You stick your fingers in her ears rendering her deaf.
3) You put your dick back in her mouth rendering her speechless
thus the helen keller

Tina let me do the helen keller to her last night...amazing!

by Thisisforjaredandbock January 26, 2010

helen

an old lady that is going to die tomorrow

oh you know helen? they one that died?
yeah...
.... but they all died

by lickingcorn October 20, 2017

hellen keller

When you cum on a girls eyes and ears, then you blowdry it, then fuck her as she squirms around and screams

When my bitch was acting all crazy, i hellen kellered her and then we made some sweet whoopi.

by Tim Amazing November 10, 2007

The Helen Keller

A sexual manuever. You straddle your girl friend while she is giving you a blow job, when you are about to cum you stick your entire ball sac in her mouth, shoot your load in her eyes and then stick your fingers in her ears temporarily leaving her deaf, dumb and blind...hence The Helen Keller.

I was hanging out with my girl friend last night and gave her the "The Helen Keller" she was not pleased Dude...I've got to go get her some eyes drops, she says they're still burning...

by Benny Blazed April 4, 2009

Helen Kellered

intoxicated to the point of impossibly blurred vision, incomprehensible slurred speech, and an inability to hear anything over the sound of the blood pounding in your ears

Dude, you were Helen Kellered last night!

by Greg Giraldo October 15, 2010