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Head Chief of Brown Nosers 

This is a very time consuming occupation. Strongly related to a brown noser, this person spends many of hours sucking the dicks of ALL of the upper management.

Although they do NOT discriminate, the tell tale signs that someone around you may be the head chief of brown nosers MAY differ from men to women.

When the head chief is a man, he is most recognized by the bald spot on the back of his head, caused from the constant wearing from the hand(s)of the blowee.

When the head chief is a woman, you will find that she has stretch marks around her lips.

e1..Terry has been spending a lot of time in Dicks office lately, do you know what that is about..

e2..He is earning his status of Head Chief of Brown Nosers..

e1. how can you tell??

e2..The bald spot!
Related Words
The screw up of the mind after enrolling in and/or attending any post secondary education
"A man came by today recruiting young high school graduates to get a head fuck
head fuck by Blastigle August 27, 2004

head busta 

a really big ass line of cocaine that when taken feels like your fuckin head is gonna bust!
drop me a head busta im drug and need an upper.
head busta by BIG J January 24, 2005

head sets 

sets for your head
Gerrof y'bastard,I'll break yer legs
head sets by Max November 10, 2003

Head-Thump 

When you thump someone on the head for saying or doing something utterly stupid.
Vicki at Glitter Frog gave a web site a "head-thump" for advertising math tutoring but using bad grammar.
Head-Thump by vickilikesfrogs September 25, 2010

Head-banging

The state at which one is trying to stay awake but failing resulting in the slowly down-turning head and quick rise up when one realizes their falling which occurs over and over resulting in a motion that when sped up resembles the act of head-banging.
Introduced by a popular sports commercial in which the culprit was recorded on their phone falling asleep and then the video was sped up and put to slayer sounding music.

Whispers "Hey look at him"

"Haha, yeah, he's head-banging hardcore"
Head-banging by Herolvl1 October 8, 2013