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Glassbitch

One that could be broken over your knee, a person that you strongly dislike, "hate".
You fucking glassbitch I am going to kill you.
by Robbie March 2, 2004
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Glasshole

An amalgam of "glass" and "asshole", used by Hellboy as an euphemism for asshole in Hellboy II against Johann Krauss, which has in the film an glass dome as part of his containment suit.
Krauss: There we are. Your temper,it makes you sloppy. Try to control it,Agent Hellboy. Before it controls you.
Hellboy: Glasshole.
by Amina Koyim January 17, 2011
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break the glass

What a man does (by stamping on it with his foot) after the blessings at a Jewish wedding, as a commemoration of the Temple in Jerusalem, which was destroyed in 68 or 70 of the Common Era. The idea is that even at the peak of our joy, we have to acknowledge the sadness and evil that persist in the world.
"Wasn't it a beautiful wedding?"
"Yes, they're just perfect for each other."
"I know. When he broke the glass, I cried."
by ASAP June 7, 2005
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glass bottom boat

when you put plastic rap over your face and have someone shit all over your plastic covered head.
I sure could go for a good glass bottom boat right about now.
by Ross and Chiu May 13, 2005
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catch me fuck me glasses

The eyeglasses issued in the US
Army are cynically nicknamed: "catch-me-fuck-me" glasses. They are unattractive, thick black, horn-rimmed glasses.
I was in Army bootcamp when they issued me my catch-me-fuck-me-glasses.
by Smokey May 13, 2005
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Glass Pipe

Igniting a lighter under a man's balls while giving him a blow job.
She singed a few ball hairs last night while she was giving me a glass pipe.
by Marshall1090 February 5, 2015
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Stained Glass

The act of having a girlfriend/wife collect her period blood in a jar for a large amount of time, 6 months, 1 year, or even from first period to menopause. Once she is satisfied with her collection, the boyfriend/husband will squat the whole jar into his asshole, then wait until it breaks.
People actually do this shit called the "Stained Glass"
by awesome guy65242345 February 19, 2011
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