I'm going in

Announcement before:

1) taking a huge bite into a large food item such as a sandwich, burrito or plateful of food.

2) penetrating a partner.

1) "Look at the size of this double cheeseburger. I'm going in."

2) "Are you ready? I'm going in."

by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015

Not. Going. To happen.

Something you tell a guy when it's just NOT GONNA HAPPEN. Must be said in a high volume or tone so that all parties within the unit know he's not getting any.

Girl: What are you doing over there... are you getting a CONDOM???
Boy: Ahhhh noooo, just grabbing my wallet... (as he reaches into roommate's nightstand drawer)
Girl: Not. Going. To happen.

by The Moisty January 22, 2010

Goive

To give a shit.

Spanish tranlation - Juave

(pronounced "Hwarvay")

"Did you hit your lessons today Ash?"

"Nah mate, I goived them."

-

"Piers, deal with the fucking bin."

"Mate, goive the bin."

by Sherly Dean June 2, 2008

Goitress

Usually friends with the goiter, the goitress will be the stupid girl that doesn't realise the goiter thinks she's a dumb ass. The goiter will try to help the goitress but eventually gets to a stage where he will shift her off to her boyfriend. The Goitress is usually a receptionist and tells the Goiter of her vaginal disease. She has a nasty streak and will try to kill anyone that she doesn't like through text messaging. All contact to the Goitress should be avoided as she will turn you into a Goiter through too much contact.

"That Goitress came over again and diseased me" "Oh My God, that Goitress is so fucking stupid!!"

by brandycandy July 25, 2006

Going G.I. Jane

When a woman goes without wearing a bra.

"I don't feel like washing my bras today, so I'm going G.I. Jane."

by Gluten Free College Queen October 26, 2008

going chris brown

mean one guy beating up his girlfriend

bob: you better give me my money or i'll be going chris brown on yo ass,hoe

by jkgfhjkgjhjfhdhljkfadk February 17, 2009

going henry

Getting so drunk that someone will inevitably find you passed out with your pants down.

Man, Chris just finished finals, so he's totally going henry tonight.

I know you said you were excited to go out last night, but I had no idea you would go henry on us.

by Big John P. March 8, 2009