2 definitions by The Moisty

Chiboggle

Pronounced: sha-boggle. Noun; a predicament, problem, situation, catastrophe, or nightmare. You can only get into a Chiboggle in the city of Chicago, aka Chitown.

Meg: I have nothing to wear out tonight... this is a big Chiboggle.
Ang: You can borrow something of mine...
Meg: Sunny day... thank gawd.

by The Moisty January 23, 2010

Not. Going. To happen.

Something you tell a guy when it's just NOT GONNA HAPPEN. Must be said in a high volume or tone so that all parties within the unit know he's not getting any.

Girl: What are you doing over there... are you getting a CONDOM???
Boy: Ahhhh noooo, just grabbing my wallet... (as he reaches into roommate's nightstand drawer)
Girl: Not. Going. To happen.

by The Moisty January 23, 2010