The German Nose Bleed is the act of having vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. The male will then have blood residue on his penis,he will then ejaculate on the female's nose, giving the illusion of a nose bleed. This act was first discoverd by accident in Frankfurt Germnay, the year 1957.
Dude 1: Man my girlfreind is such a bitch!
Dude 2: Give her The German Nose Bleed.
Dude1: Good idea that'll get her back.
Chick 1: He gave me a fucking German Nose Bleed!
Chick 2: Where you on your period?
Chick 1: Ya!
Dude 2: Give her The German Nose Bleed.
Dude1: Good idea that'll get her back.
Chick 1: He gave me a fucking German Nose Bleed!
Chick 2: Where you on your period?
Chick 1: Ya!
by Chicko 123 February 20, 2009
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The act of masturbating until your about to ejaculate, and then suddenly stopping and not finishing. This is usually done the day before a sporting event, and is believed to increase the performance of the athlete who performs this act. The name "East German" originates from the 1980 East German Olympic team who allegedly did this before each event.
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Randy: Just finished my doing my German homework.
Steve: Right on man
Alice: But you aren't in German
Steve: Right on man
Alice: But you aren't in German
by venus88 September 21, 2009
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Kristin is such a dirty German girl. She straddled my face and made me lick her everywhere.... ass included.... and continued to ride until I almost passed out from being suffocated from cumming on my face. mein unendlich dreckiges deutsches Mädchen!
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He posted a video in which he was trying to boot up the computer to play unreal tournament, but the game was taking too long to start which caused the boy to lose his temper and start beating up his keyboard and yelling at the monitor, the video ended with him rage quitting after he lost the game, the boy yelled at the top of his lungs, took the keyboard and smashed it repeatedly causing it to break, all of this was just act to mock the boomer's perception of how their kids behave when playing video games, but unfortunately people who watched this video did not get the satire and mistook him for a kid who is mentally challenged, which nearly ruined his life.
This video became a popular meme around the mid to late 2000s internet, a lot of people made parodies of this and even fan-fictional animations.
He posted a video in which he was trying to boot up the computer to play unreal tournament, but the game was taking too long to start which caused the boy to lose his temper and start beating up his keyboard and yelling at the monitor, the video ended with him rage quitting after he lost the game, the boy yelled at the top of his lungs, took the keyboard and smashed it repeatedly causing it to break, all of this was just act to mock the boomer's perception of how their kids behave when playing video games, but unfortunately people who watched this video did not get the satire and mistook him for a kid who is mentally challenged, which nearly ruined his life.
This video became a popular meme around the mid to late 2000s internet, a lot of people made parodies of this and even fan-fictional animations.
Angry german kid: Starte...das..SPIEL DU HURENSOHN ICH WILL SPIELEEEEEEN!
Translation: Start the game.. YOU SON OF A BITCH I WANT TO PLAAAAAAAY!
Translation: Start the game.. YOU SON OF A BITCH I WANT TO PLAAAAAAAY!
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