The German Tissue Box

The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box

Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?

Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.

Person 1: right on!

by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018

german

A German is usually a cool guy with black hair and a good sense of humor, he sometimes feels depressive but always puts a smile on your face. German, please think about you more often.

That german is really nice!

German is weird name for a guy

by I sent flowers to myself February 8, 2018

german weird

There's getting weird, then there's getting German weird. It's a whole new level of kinky.

If your girl asks to get German weird don't be surprised if you get a feather duster in your ass.

by Danabolic December 27, 2016

classic german

Minecraft xrayer (mostly German but not mandationary)

Mineman992: lmao this guy has a diamond rate of 200 diamonds an hour
Mineman69: haha classic German

by Qfs January 16, 2017

The German Drücken

A sex act where 2 partners play tug of war with their anuses, the object typically being a rope.

My roommate josh and I did the German Drücken last night, I think I got rope burn on my anus.

by anonymous December 9, 2020

German Falafel Girl

Cute German girl who likes to rave, loves falafel and likes to be gifted a falafel once in a while.

Wow she is such a "German Falafel Girl"

by AsianDanger November 22, 2021

German salute

When you stand up with a raging boner

Yo that guys doing a German salute

by Orbert November 7, 2021